Thank you BonniE for the WALL-E~!!!
So as far as updates go... Things I didn't post and I will now just bulletpoint:
- Turning 21 and making my first alcoholic beverage purchase: A 6 pack of Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale.
- 21st Birthday in Vegas at the Venetian with Ray, Davis, Peter, and Eddy...
The only one I can think of was the morning we had to check out.
Let me skip to ME at the End of this story:
"SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU GUYS! AGHHH!!! SON OF A BITCH!"
The Beginning:
So we woke up at around 10AM and wanted to sleep in a little more, so the guys had me call the desk for a later check out. I picked up the phone, and couldn't hear anything... so I pressed Line 1, and I heard a dial tone, but it was on speaker. This frustrated me because I didn't want it on speakerphone. So I tried hanging up by putting the handset back, and it did nothing.
It was as if it were a mere piece of plastic shaped like a phone... there just for decoration... mocking me. I then noticed that the handset was not connected to the actual phone. But the handset didn't have any buttons on it... If it were wireless, it'd have buttons! There was no cord. There was nothing. I decided to try the phone in the bathroom. Why there would be a phone right next to the toilet is beyond me, but anyway.
I go to the bathroom, and again; the handset isn't connected to the phone. When I pick it up, I hear nothing, and again it does the speakerphone thing! So I'm still a little gone mentally and I go back to the phone next to the bed. My friends are asking me why such a simple task is taking me so long. The frustration is growing within me. I pick up the phone again, and say screw it.
Speakerphone is fine. Let's just get this done.
I press Line 1...
I hear a dial tone....
...I press a button that says Front Desk. That sounds about right...
It rings...
"Hello Mr. Ahn, How can I help you today?"
I think to myself: Cool, they like... know my name...
After last night I'm really out of it so I speak REALLY loud into the phone for some stupid reason that makes sense only to my cracked out tired mind.
"HELLO! I WAS WONDERING IF WE CAN GET AN EXTENSION---"
Ray: "Dude, don't say that, they'll charge us more! Ask for a late check out!"
"LATE CHECK OUT! HELLO?"
Woman at the Front Desk: "Hello? Mr. Ahn? Can you hear me?"
"HELLO! CAN YOU HEAR ME? dude, this phone is retarded!"
W.a.t.F.D.: I think my headset is broken, I'm going to call you back.
"Oh My GOD!"
Eddy: Dude... what's going on?
We get a call back....
"IT'S SPEAKERPHONE AGAIN! HELLO???"
W.a.t.F.D.: Hello? Can you hear me?
Everyone but me: yeah.
Me: "NO!!! SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU GUYS!!!!! AGHHH! SON OF A BITCH!!!"
W.a.t.F.D.: ...I can hear you Mr. Ahn.
Truly one of my dumbest moments.
It's good to be 21.
Back to the bulletpoints!
- Christmas with relatives I haven't seen in like 10 years.
- Relatives introducing themselves to me because they don't recognize me. To be fair, they haven't seen me in like 10 years, but it was still pretty funny. "We thought you were just some random asian guy!"
- New Years Kickball!
- My New Years Resolution! I need to not laugh at people getting hurt. If I ever have a kid... I'm screwed. Kids fall down and hurt themselves all the time. If in the future you see me crying after my kid falls and totally eats it. No wait, I said that wrong. In the future, after my kid falls and totally eats it, I'll be holding back my laughter and crying from the pain of not being able to laugh. God help me...
- LISTS!!!!
Movies of 2009!
....
.....pbbbbbbttthhhhhhb!
I haven't seen any new movies that were released in 2009....
I saw The Machinist? on dvd... It was okay....
Music of 2009!
for Liz =]
BEST TIMES OF 2009!
- Sharon Panis = Best customer name of 2009
- Japanese Photobooth day with Sandra and Kellie
- Today. January 14th. Why? ....
oy, It's really been a month... -_- but I is tired.
Much thanks to Kellie and Bonnie.
and many apologies to Kellie and Bonnie.
lohl.
Good Night Blogspot
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