I'm BACK~!

Hey blogspot! it's good to be back!

I'll update this with my new robot for 2011 in a few days~

until then, I'll miss you lots.

I'm sorry I've been on tumblr so much--but 2011 will be the year of the double blogging

;D I promise.

- ROBOT OFF

2010 SUMMER VACATION~!!!

I was so happy after my Calculus final was done with... and now I have this awesome feeling of freedom~! :D

*confetti*

AND it's a beautiful ass day today! I wanna go outside and have a summer montage.

So I've been on the tumblr quite a bit lately.

http://roboton.tumblr.com/

It's my lazy blog. You should visit me there, because my blogging will be lazy this summer.

I'm gonna spend most of my time out and about I'm afraid. I'll try my best to keep in touch.

D: I'm kinda excited for this:

See ya later Blogspot!

IRON MAN 2 Tonight!!!!

Midnight. Arclight. I'm excited. Prepare the confetti!

Nothing will bring me down today!

Even if the movie is crap~! I'll be so happy to see a new Iron Man movie!

k---that's all :D

ttyl Blogspot!

D: Finals Month

I've been MIA because I've been in the process of finishing the last month of school... and I want it to end!!! I can't wait to be done with it all.

In other news, I have a new Deviant Art account.

http://robotonrobotoff.deviantart.com/

yay!

Talk to you later Blogspot

Is that a---OMG, somebody call an ambulance!!! D:

I was out on a drive to pick up some food today, when I heard an ambulance and a firetruck in the distance. Being the good driver that I sometimes am, I slowed down as I saw it getting closer up ahead (I was in the middle lane to make a left turn at a light). To my surprise, the ambulance parked on the sidewalk to the left side of me...

and that's when I noticed this 60-70 year old man lying face down on the grass behind a bus bench. 0__0 This is where a person like me gets really excited.

I was thinking: "Holy crap! a DEAD guy! :D"

So as the emergency response team walked closer to the body, it moved!--startled one of the paramedics--- the dude was taking a nap.

Turned my dramatic "I saw a corpse today" story into a: "I saw a sleeping bum today" story.

This all happened during a red light.

On my drive back from picking up food, the old man was sitting on the bus stop bench... looking like---he just woke up. And this made me smile.

Talk to you later Blogspot! I still think about you all the time. ;D

Being Single Makes Me Wanna Dance!

:D

Today in the parking lot at school, this young couple was fighting in front of their car. I would say that I didn't want to overhear their conversation, but it was kinda loud... and it made me thankful to be single. Needless to say, it made my walk to class really awkward and uncomfortable as I could still hear them yelling after walking 100 feet away...

..but then I heard the nearby Disco Aerobics class in the Fitness Center

"Disco-hands! work it! Put 'em up! Disco-HANDS!"

Anyway, the combination of these two things back-to-back made me laugh---and then think of this music video:

(warning: F-bomb goes off 17 seconds in...
the rest is full of awesome spontaneous Diner dancing and air guitaring)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beGjncfEPt8
(credit for my discovery of this video goes to JVK)

lol... don't you wish you could teleport to a cool David Guetta produced music video after every public fight with someone?

Every break-up and every fight I've ever had--in afterthought, was ... meh,
but in the moment, it sucks! It feels terrible.

So to my next ex-girlfriend: when we break up--- I will play this song by David Guetta, lip sync to it, and dance in a Diner.. because it will make me feel better and make my dreams come true.

Good to be back, Blogspot! Did ya miss me??

The Surinam Toad: Nature's 2 Girls 1 Cup

Interesting fact: God speaks in courier font.

So for breakfast today I toasted a whole wheat English muffin with almond butter and blueberries sprinkled on top...

...and it reminded me of the Surinam Toad. This post is for Jennifer Park. Thanks for showing me this disgusting abomination way back in High School, and forever changing the way I had nightmares.

For those who haven't seen a Surinam Toad, I've youtubed it for you, and picked a video with screaming Japanese people to share in the gross-out experience with you:

D: AHHHH!!!!~

Talk to you later Blogspot. I think about you all the time ;D

I'm going Twitter crazy...

...because I can.

Ever since I got one of those smart phones, I've been having so much fun! Some of this fun includes twitter. Whereas the me of 3 weeks ago would've rolled his eyes at the idea of posting hourly updates and stupid one liners... the me of NOW enjoys throwing imaginary internet confetti at the 27 people who apparently "follow" me. And that makes me do this face:

kekeke.

So my last post was a fail. and the day after the last post, was another fail because I did not "try again" TODAY-- is today. And I do not plan to fail, because I have already succeeded by typing more than a handful of words. Usually I go through and fix my awkward sentences, but not today! I am still feeling moderately blog-lazy.

How have YOU been?

I've missed you. We haven't hung out in a while... or ever. That's right-- I'm talking to YOU-- eight people who follow my blog.

I made you a heart:

<3

Just print that out, and it's yours to keep forever and ever.

A small token of my gratitude... For the fact that you haven't removed me from your list of blogs to read even though I don't post regularly.

Anyhoo-- I hope you are well, and we will play soon. Dinneylann?

Dinneylann indeed.

I don't know if you've seen this, but this made me smile this week:

k, that is all.

I've missed you-- even if I don't say it, Calculus I Professor. (That heart was for you too)

Good Night Blogspot.

Feelin' Bloggy

Haven't blogged in forever. I kept putting it off... waiting for something exciting to talk about... but when exciting things happened, I still didn't feel like blogging.
Was it a lack of motivation?
most definitely, yes.

And now, almost a month since my last post, I am back with much to say and I feel like saying it! I'm gonna make a shaky promise right now-- that I'm gonna break my blog record of last yea--*yaawwnnn* ...r--

and things are gonna be different from now on! I know it's 2AM in the morning, but I bought these B-Vitamins from Target today, and they give you energy! It says so on the bottle...

0_0

I-- *sniff* hold on... what was I saying?

I swear I wanna blog...

lately my neck's been killing me-- I ...

Calculus and... no crush this year...

Saw a girl with a BSG license plate frame and i-- it was...Zzzzz

Good Night Blogspot...

dear LORD was that exhausting. I'll try again tomorrow.

Tae Kwhand-Do (haHA! you see--it's funny because- -the video- - and the.. ha! ...)

I saw this on Ray's facebook and I just had to repost it here... because it's adorable and it made me laugh.

enjoy!



assuming that you clicked the video... did you enjoy it?? If you didn't, it's okay... it's just-- we can't be friends anymore.

0_0

haha, Anyway, I've missed ya Blogspot. Sorry for abandoning you again.

Thursday Comic Book Catch-up 2010 edition!

I think the last time I posted a comic book catch up, I was VERY behind.
The stack had to be at least 2 feet tall...

I'm happy to say that by next week, my comic book reading will be up to date! :D yaaay!

So the highlights of what I read today are but 2... one-shots (prepare for spoilers--kinda!):

• #1 Abe Sapien Highlights: Lake-demons are cool. Especially when they explode out of 10 year old kids.
  

• #2 X-Force Annual Highlights: There's a dying girl who needs my blood to survive! Wolverine-- do something! 0_0 snikt! snikt! *slice!* GAHHHHH!!!!! D: MY ARM!!!!! OH GOD THA---that... works I guess?

My apologies to you Blogspot! I swear I've missed ya!

Comic-Con 2010 is SOLD OUT already?!?!

sad times.


Post Script:

It's the 5 day passes that are sold out, but still... sad times.

"New" Year's Post

oh dear... I have this blog post saved from forever ago... 0_0

This post and the ones following are for YOU Chiyo~!

I know it's no longer New Year's Day, but I didn't get a chance to blog about New Year's stuff!

sooooooo I'll just cram it all into this one post and... bulletpoints?

ehem! let's see... Top 5 movies I'm looking forward to seeing in 2010:

• #5 Kick-Ass! (equals a damn fine comic book... sure to be awesome movie)
  

• #4 Iron Man 2 (ROOOBOT!!!!! ---suits!)

• #3 Buried (Ryan Reynolds... I like him)
  

• #2 MacGruber! (I asked a question the other day... "What's Val Kilmer up to nowadays?" I'm glad that it was this.)

• #1 Kick-Ass! --a second time! (just because I'm not that excited about a lot of the 2010 movies yet)

hmmm... so that's that... What about the Top 5 movies I saw in 2009?
There were a lot of awesome movies this year...

(I'm gonna have to pick this up a bit, I have work in 10 minutes 0_0)

• #5 Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (Funniest movie of last year)
• #4 Where the Wild Things Are (A crying wild thing = a misty eyed Robert)
• #3 Hangover (Proof that Zach Galifianakis deserves to be in good movies.)
• #2 500 Days of Summer (this movie cheered me up when I was down)
• #1 District 9 (Alien weapons are the best :D)

Bottom 5 movies I saw in 2009
(If these movies were food, they were used baby diapers wrapped with lettuce)

• #5 Bruno (I laughed... but got bored with the quickness and then disgusted)
• #4 Wolverine Origins (I'll still buy it from cd trader for 3 bucks 10 years from now... but will watch it and forget about it until the next decade. Daniel Henney's scream = the best part, and apparently it's cut from the dvd release?! 0_0)
• #3 Transformers Rise of the Fallen (Why did Devastator suck so much? Literally... and figuratively speaking. Again, I will still buy this movie because I like to see robots and explosions)
• #2 Observe and Report ("It's like Paul Blart, only funny!" ... sadly, this is not the case)
  
• #1 Bruno-- a second time (I thought maybe, just maybe!-- but no. I'd rather watch The Proposal twice---)
• #0.5 The Proposal (Totally forgot that I saw this movie. Ryan Reynolds... I like him. He makes this movie only half of a baby's diaper)

k, I don't know what else to put in this long overdue blog post, and now I have work.

Blogspot--- I'm sorry for ignoring you, will you forgive me?

New Year, New Blog Header!!!

Let's all say farewell to my 2009 blog header:


And say hello to 2010!

AHHHH hahahaha!!!

Crash

My friends and I were in K-Town playing some computer games--- because we're so cool. And we wrapped up at around 2 in the morning (drunk driver hour 0_0).

I got this feeling on the drive back that I had to be extra careful. My friend Ray told me I was being dumb-- "Dude, it's Sunday night... I doubt anything's gonna happen". About ten minutes after he said this, we were on the 101, about to switch over to the 170 and I saw a few cars, stopped on the right side. I started to slow down... and as we got closer, we noticed that it was a car accident that had JUST happened.

I was driving with my friends Ray and Davis and immediately, Ray pulled out his phone and dialed 911. I turned on my hazard lights, and I pulled over... when suddenly, out of one of the cars, an old man stumbled out, with his head bleeding and he collapsed next to his SUV.

(Davis took a picture on his iphone after all of the madness) At this point, we were all out of the car. I could hear Ray next to me answering questions from the dispatcher. "Four cars... no we were not involved... "

While this was happening, the SUV started rolling backwards, and it was about to run over the old man's leg. I sprinted towards the van, yelling "stopstopstopstopstopstop! (as if my words could stop the deadly bone crushing utility vehicle of sports 0_0)" and I put my shoulder against it... and it stopped. Fairly anti-climactic.

I asked the man if he was okay and, if he could hear me, that I needed him to try and move his leg over. He looked up at me for a second, and then he looked at his legs, and shifted them over.

I... don't think he heard a word I said, but whatever.

Meanwhile, the car that was next to the SUV was completely trashed.

The driver was still inside. It was a young dude, he was twenty something and possibly drunk. The guy smelled like alcohol according to Ray later on.

So Ray was helping out with this car, when it started to catch on fire. We heard popping, and saw tiny flames forming underneath. At this point, more people had pulled up behind us to help. One of the cars that pulled over to help, was this couple...

Off the bat, the guy tries to pick up the old man, and tells us with a voice of authority, "We have to elevate his legs! this guy's going into shock!" lolll sounded like he was quoting a crappy movie. Ray yells back at him: "do NOT move ANYONE!"

Interesting fact about Ray, he has an EMT card and is trained for this type of thing. The guy didn't know what the hell he was talking about. What's elevating the old man's legs really gonna do? :/ While this is happening, the girlfriend is yelling at us all to "back the f*** up, the car's gonna explode!"

... the fire was getting really big, but sadly, cars never explode (wish they did though!). So she starts ducking behind my car asking us all "what're you guys DOING??? run!!!"

I tell her: "There's someone in there... calm down... the car's not gonna explode." I totally should've yelled this at her...

sigh. next time.

Going back to the car that was on fire-- the driver was still inside and would not, for whatever reason, unlock his door. Ray is knocking on his window and pulling the door handle yelling: "FOOL! Your car is catching on fire, I need you to unlock your door!" While this is happening, the flames are growing. When the guy finally decides to let Ray help him out, the flames are above my head. It was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Hate it admit it, but all I want for Christmas next year--is a car that I can set on fire. 0_0

Anyway, the guy gets out, and his hands are covered with blood. He's convinced that he wasn't driving even though he was the only person in his car. The firetrucks finally arrive and put out the fire. 10 minutes after that, the Ambulances arrive and my car is now boxed in.

There's a firetruck to the right of my car, a highway patrol car behind my car, and of course, the accident is almost directly in front. Wouldn't've mattered though because during the chaos of the car fire, my keys had gotten locked inside my trunk. To explain this, I need to back up a bit to right after Ray instructed people to not move anyone until proper help arrived.

I heard someone say: "We need water!"--- and I got really excited! because I always keep a box of bottled waters in my trunk. So I ran from the SUV situation after we pulled the old man's e-brake, and made sure he was away from any more madness. I got my trunk open, everyone grabbed what they could, and as we turned our heads to put out what we thought was a tiny flame--- we were faced with a fire that was about 7 feet tall. Somehow during all of this, my keys fell out of my pocket, and got locked in the trunk.

My car's manual trunk opener... doesn't work...

yeahhh...

Eventually a firefighter who also owns a Camry told me "Dude, you can totally...here-- (pulls backseats forward to reveal a secret passage into my trunk)" The second he pulled those seats forward, I was GONE. I dove in there, found the glow in the dark door handle inside (KELLIE!!! I never thought I'd actually have to use it!), spotted my keys and we were outta there!!!---after they cleared a path for us. haha

My friend Peter was driving ahead of us at the time, and apparently he had to swerve out of the way as it was happening. We got a call from him a few seconds after we had pulled over to help: "ey... watch out-- there's an accident on the 101"

So that's that. Don't know how to transition into a smooth close to this blog post.

I got a B in my Calculus class. :D

Totally still have a crush on my old Calc Professor.

lol. Good Night Blogspot.

Hrppy Borthdarr toooo ROBOT!!!

So it was my birthday yesterday.

*confetti*

And I had a near perfect day. I hung out with my friends Davis, Eddy, and Ray. We went to a PC cafe and played Left 4 Dead 2, which was amazing! If you haven't played it, it's definitely a game everyone should play at least once with friends.

Read some comics, drew some pictures, ate sushi with the family... and had cake! :)

And now I'm watching some wonderful Japanese entertainment.

If you haven't seen this yet... enjoy. If you've seen it before... enjoy it again!



Miss my Calc Professor.

Good Night Blogspot.

FINALS!

Just got back from my Calc/Spanish final.

Can't wait for the rest of them to be finished.

I feel like a kid waiting to eat a marshmallow... 0_0



lol, I'm afraid my Calc Professor crush must end with the end of this semester.
But don't fret! I'll find a new one.

Good Night BLogspot.

Christmas wishLIST 2009~ for fun!

I'm about to post stuff that I don't expect ANYONE to get me.

For one-- it's stuff I would never really need. And it's frackin' expensive crap.

Would I buy this stuff on my own? Yes.
Without or with very little hesitation
(only because I'm usually saving up to buy this stuff)

If you've been to my room, you've probably seen the 300 dollar Hellboy statue I got from Comic-Con 08.

At the moment, it's temporarily boxed... until I get a proper shelf for it--- and these awesome items in my wish list!

• Number 7: A new Hellboy Statue: This one seems more "Hellboy" than the one I bought in 2008. I love the pose on this too... However, with a cooler pose comes a bigger price tag. This sucker's over 700 bucks, and that makes me do this face: 0_0

• Number 6! A frakking toaster. I saw this 2 years ago when I wasn't a fan of Battlestar Galactica, and even then I thought it was cool. A year after that, I caught up and became a fan and here I am now, wanting this toaster. Two years ago, it was 65 bucks, but now it's 90 bucks, comes in titanium... and has built in LED lights for the cylon on the front. Super useless for me, because I wouldn't use it for what it was made for.

• 5: Kiani Statue. Yes, there's one more statue on my list. This one is about 400 bucks give or take. Kiani has a really cool one shot that you can buy right now in any decent comic book store if you don't know where she's from. She also has a neat little book by JT Krul, that I read for the first time this year. Anyway, I'm getting off topic--It's just an amazing statue! More frowns of sadness though because Michael Turner is dead. :(

• 4: Monty Python's Flying Circus! Why don't I already have this? It was just expensive-- and I already can see every episode on my Netflix Instant View. Soooo it's not exactly a must have. However, right now at this very moment, it's 39.99 on amazon.com <3>

• 3: James Jean art print-- or original sketch! An art print from his site? 85 bucks. an original sketch? Near the thousands. Chances of me getting either are slim. I bought his beautiful Fables Covers book when it first came out, and I love it. Includes all of his Fables covers (minus a few of his later ones) and includes prelim sketches and notes on each. His artwork is candy for my eyes.

• 2: Ray called this pick stupid... but I don't care, I still want it. Calvin Klein's usb-glasses.I know there're a lot of usb-THINGS, but this one actually seems cool. Kinda scared of how the flash-drive looks when it's unplugged from the arm of the glasses. I'd only get these if I tried them on in person and discovered that they were sturdier than their pictures lead me to believe. $199
  

• NUMBER 1: This one, I actually want people to get.Charity Water. There're a lot of causes out there. I still follow up on "LiNK" (Liberty in North Korea), and of course, there's always Compassion International, but charity water is something new, and a little shocking. If you go to charitywater.org you can make a donation to "bring clean water to people around the world" Sorta self explanatory. Besides Diet Coke, water is totally my favorite drink. I love water so much... that... I feel like I can't live without it. 0_0 You know?

All joking aside, it's not super hard. You give them your money, and they do the work for you. I know we'd all love to leave our comfortable lives here, and go into the hells of Africa to bring clean water to the masses, but let's be real here. You know that idea makes you sigh an overwhelmed sigh.

Thank God for these people. It's sad to think that water of all things-- excuse me, CLEAN water, is a rare commodity in large parts of our planet, where people live. So this year, I plan on giving flimsy little rubber bracelets that say charity: water on them, because it's awesome. Hope I get some for myself too.

• Honorable mention: A date with my Calculus Professor.

Good Night Blogspot!

Outside my window...

... It's raining!!!! (charlie brown smiley face)

=]

So I fell asleep while studying, but woke up shortly thereafter, to the sound of rain outside of my window. I love the rain, don't you?

Now if only I could love CALCULUS.

If a raindrop is falling into a curved apparatus at a velocity of 20 feet per second, and the equation for it's velocity is blah blah blah---I. HATE. YOU. CALCULUS. SO. MUCH! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x_x

anyway--- I still have a crush on my Calculus Professor.

Thanks for the rain, God. It cheered me up.

Goodnight Blogspot! wish me luck! I wish YOU luck on your finals. 0_0 You'll need it.

mcRIB

So I was talking with my friend Jennifer Park (who apparently reads my blog.) 0_0
and I she's so good at remembering my birthday... because "It's RIb!" (RIb=1216)

And that got me in the mood for a mcRib...
...which I did not have.

Instead, I went home and ate rice with Korea.

I've only had a mcRib twice since it's come back. My friend David's google status has been updating how many he's had it and the last I checked he was at: "7 mcribs in 7 days!"

(opens new tab--> checks gmail...)

NOOOOOOOooo!!! His new update: "Mcrib streak dies". 7 is a good number to stop at I guess. I stopped at 2.

The McDouble is also back to a dollar. So I've been having the occasional ghetto big mac.

If you haven't tried a ghetto big mac, it's a Mcdouble with lettuce and a sesame seed bun with special sauce instead of mustard and ketchup. it's like you're getting a big mac for half price! 0_0. middle bun not included.

So what did the Robot say to the Big Mac?



This video is just retarded-my head hurts-Good-bye.

I still have a crush on my Calculus teacher.