ROBOT BLOG!!!

I'm BACK~!

2010-12-31T02:24:00.000-08:00

Hey blogspot! it's good to be back!

I'll update this with my new robot for 2011 in a few days~

until then, I'll miss you lots.

I'm sorry I've been on tumblr so much--but 2011 will be the year of the double blogging

;D I promise.

- ROBOT OFF

2010 SUMMER VACATION~!!!

2010-06-08T10:49:00.000-07:00

I was so happy after my Calculus final was done with... and now I have this awesome feeling of freedom~! :D

*confetti*

AND it's a beautiful ass day today! I wanna go outside and have a summer montage.

So I've been on the tumblr quite a bit lately.

http://roboton.tumblr.com/

It's my lazy blog. You should visit me there, because my blogging will be lazy this summer.

I'm gonna spend most of my time out and about I'm afraid. I'll try my best to keep in touch.

D: I'm kinda excited for this:

See ya later Blogspot!

IRON MAN 2 Tonight!!!!

2010-05-06T16:58:00.001-07:00

Midnight. Arclight. I'm excited. Prepare the confetti!

Nothing will bring me down today!

Even if the movie is crap~! I'll be so happy to see a new Iron Man movie!

k---that's all :D

ttyl Blogspot!

D: Finals Month

2010-05-05T13:17:00.000-07:00

I've been MIA because I've been in the process of finishing the last month of school... and I want it to end!!! I can't wait to be done with it all.

In other news, I have a new Deviant Art account.

http://robotonrobotoff.deviantart.com/

yay!

Talk to you later Blogspot

Is that a---OMG, somebody call an ambulance!!! D:

2010-04-10T19:01:00.000-07:00

I was out on a drive to pick up some food today, when I heard an ambulance and a firetruck in the distance. Being the good driver that I sometimes am, I slowed down as I saw it getting closer up ahead (I was in the middle lane to make a left turn at a light). To my surprise, the ambulance parked on the sidewalk to the left side of me...

and that's when I noticed this 60-70 year old man lying face down on the grass behind a bus bench. 0__0 This is where a person like me gets really excited.

I was thinking: "Holy crap! a DEAD guy! :D"

So as the emergency response team walked closer to the body, it moved!--startled one of the paramedics--- the dude was taking a nap.

Turned my dramatic "I saw a corpse today" story into a: "I saw a sleeping bum today" story.

This all happened during a red light.

On my drive back from picking up food, the old man was sitting on the bus stop bench... looking like---he just woke up. And this made me smile.

Talk to you later Blogspot! I still think about you all the time. ;D

Being Single Makes Me Wanna Dance!

2010-04-09T00:56:00.000-07:00

:D

Today in the parking lot at school, this young couple was fighting in front of their car. I would say that I didn't want to overhear their conversation, but it was kinda loud... and it made me thankful to be single. Needless to say, it made my walk to class really awkward and uncomfortable as I could still hear them yelling after walking 100 feet away...

..but then I heard the nearby Disco Aerobics class in the Fitness Center

"Disco-hands! work it! Put 'em up! Disco-HANDS!"

Anyway, the combination of these two things back-to-back made me laugh---and then think of this music video:

(warning: F-bomb goes off 17 seconds in...
the rest is full of awesome spontaneous Diner dancing and air guitaring)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beGjncfEPt8
(credit for my discovery of this video goes to JVK)

lol... don't you wish you could teleport to a cool David Guetta produced music video after every public fight with someone?

Every break-up and every fight I've ever had--in afterthought, was ... meh,
but in the moment, it sucks! It feels terrible.

So to my next ex-girlfriend: when we break up--- I will play this song by David Guetta, lip sync to it, and dance in a Diner.. because it will make me feel better and make my dreams come true.

Good to be back, Blogspot! Did ya miss me??

The Surinam Toad: Nature's 2 Girls 1 Cup

2010-03-12T10:45:00.000-08:00

Interesting fact: God speaks in courier font.

So for breakfast today I toasted a whole wheat English muffin with almond butter and blueberries sprinkled on top...

...and it reminded me of the Surinam Toad. This post is for Jennifer Park. Thanks for showing me this disgusting abomination way back in High School, and forever changing the way I had nightmares.

For those who haven't seen a Surinam Toad, I've youtubed it for you, and picked a video with screaming Japanese people to share in the gross-out experience with you:

D: AHHHH!!!!~

Talk to you later Blogspot. I think about you all the time ;D

I'm going Twitter crazy...

2010-03-10T22:24:00.000-08:00

...because I can.

Ever since I got one of those smart phones, I've been having so much fun! Some of this fun includes twitter. Whereas the me of 3 weeks ago would've rolled his eyes at the idea of posting hourly updates and stupid one liners... the me of NOW enjoys throwing imaginary internet confetti at the 27 people who apparently "follow" me. And that makes me do this face:

kekeke.

So my last post was a fail. and the day after the last post, was another fail because I did not "try again" TODAY-- is today. And I do not plan to fail, because I have already succeeded by typing more than a handful of words. Usually I go through and fix my awkward sentences, but not today! I am still feeling moderately blog-lazy.

How have YOU been?

I've missed you. We haven't hung out in a while... or ever. That's right-- I'm talking to YOU-- eight people who follow my blog.

I made you a heart:

<3

Just print that out, and it's yours to keep forever and ever.

A small token of my gratitude... For the fact that you haven't removed me from your list of blogs to read even though I don't post regularly.

Anyhoo-- I hope you are well, and we will play soon. Dinneylann?

Dinneylann indeed.

I don't know if you've seen this, but this made me smile this week:

k, that is all.

I've missed you-- even if I don't say it, Calculus I Professor. (That heart was for you too)

Good Night Blogspot.

Feelin' Bloggy

2010-03-03T02:02:00.001-08:00

Haven't blogged in forever. I kept putting it off... waiting for something exciting to talk about... but when exciting things happened, I still didn't feel like blogging.
Was it a lack of motivation?
most definitely, yes.

And now, almost a month since my last post, I am back with much to say and I feel like saying it! I'm gonna make a shaky promise right now-- that I'm gonna break my blog record of last yea--*yaawwnnn* ...r--

and things are gonna be different from now on! I know it's 2AM in the morning, but I bought these B-Vitamins from Target today, and they give you energy! It says so on the bottle...

0_0

I-- *sniff* hold on... what was I saying?

I swear I wanna blog...

lately my neck's been killing me-- I ...

Calculus and... no crush this year...

Saw a girl with a BSG license plate frame and i-- it was...Zzzzz

Good Night Blogspot...

dear LORD was that exhausting. I'll try again tomorrow.

Tae Kwhand-Do (haHA! you see--it's funny because- -the video- - and the.. ha! ...)

2010-01-29T03:21:00.000-08:00

I saw this on Ray's facebook and I just had to repost it here... because it's adorable and it made me laugh.

enjoy!

assuming that you clicked the video... did you enjoy it?? If you didn't, it's okay... it's just-- we can't be friends anymore.

0_0

haha, Anyway, I've missed ya Blogspot. Sorry for abandoning you again.

Thursday Comic Book Catch-up 2010 edition!

2010-01-28T14:34:00.000-08:00

I think the last time I posted a comic book catch up, I was VERY behind.
The stack had to be at least 2 feet tall...

I'm happy to say that by next week, my comic book reading will be up to date! :D yaaay!

So the highlights of what I read today are but 2... one-shots (prepare for spoilers--kinda!):

#1 Abe Sapien Highlights: Lake-demons are cool. Especially when they explode out of 10 year old kids.

#2 X-Force Annual Highlights: There's a dying girl who needs my blood to survive! Wolverine-- do something! 0_0 snikt! snikt! *slice!* GAHHHHH!!!!! D: MY ARM!!!!! OH GOD THA---that... works I guess?

My apologies to you Blogspot! I swear I've missed ya!

Comic-Con 2010 is SOLD OUT already?!?!

2010-01-14T22:22:00.001-08:00

sad times.

Post Script:

It's the 5 day passes that are sold out, but still... sad times.

"New" Year's Post

2010-01-03T20:05:00.001-08:00

oh dear... I have this blog post saved from forever ago... 0_0

This post and the ones following are for YOU Chiyo~!

I know it's no longer New Year's Day, but I didn't get a chance to blog about New Year's stuff!

sooooooo I'll just cram it all into this one post and... bulletpoints?

ehem! let's see... Top 5 movies I'm looking forward to seeing in 2010:

#5 Kick-Ass! (equals a damn fine comic book... sure to be awesome movie)

#4 Iron Man 2 (ROOOBOT!!!!! ---suits!)

#3 Buried (Ryan Reynolds... I like him)

#2 MacGruber! (I asked a question the other day... "What's Val Kilmer up to nowadays?" I'm glad that it was this.)

#1 Kick-Ass! --a second time! (just because I'm not that excited about a lot of the 2010 movies yet)

hmmm... so that's that... What about the Top 5 movies I saw in 2009?
There were a lot of awesome movies this year...

(I'm gonna have to pick this up a bit, I have work in 10 minutes 0_0)

#5 Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (Funniest movie of last year)
#4 Where the Wild Things Are (A crying wild thing = a misty eyed Robert)
#3 Hangover (Proof that Zach Galifianakis deserves to be in good movies.)
#2 500 Days of Summer (this movie cheered me up when I was down)
#1 District 9 (Alien weapons are the best :D)

Bottom 5 movies I saw in 2009
(If these movies were food, they were used baby diapers wrapped with lettuce)

#5 Bruno (I laughed... but got bored with the quickness and then disgusted)
#4 Wolverine Origins (I'll still buy it from cd trader for 3 bucks 10 years from now... but will watch it and forget about it until the next decade. Daniel Henney's scream = the best part, and apparently it's cut from the dvd release?! 0_0)
#3 Transformers Rise of the Fallen (Why did Devastator suck so much? Literally... and figuratively speaking. Again, I will still buy this movie because I like to see robots and explosions)
#2 Observe and Report ("It's like Paul Blart, only funny!" ... sadly, this is not the case)
#1 Bruno-- a second time (I thought maybe, just maybe!-- but no. I'd rather watch The Proposal twice---)
#0.5 The Proposal (Totally forgot that I saw this movie. Ryan Reynolds... I like him. He makes this movie only half of a baby's diaper)

k, I don't know what else to put in this long overdue blog post, and now I have work.

Blogspot--- I'm sorry for ignoring you, will you forgive me?

New Year, New Blog Header!!!

2010-01-01T03:40:00.001-08:00

Let's all say farewell to my 2009 blog header:

And say hello to 2010!

AHHHH hahahaha!!!

Crash

2009-12-21T05:08:00.000-08:00

My friends and I were in K-Town playing some computer games--- because we're so cool. And we wrapped up at around 2 in the morning (drunk driver hour 0_0).

I got this feeling on the drive back that I had to be extra careful. My friend Ray told me I was being dumb-- "Dude, it's Sunday night... I doubt anything's gonna happen". About ten minutes after he said this, we were on the 101, about to switch over to the 170 and I saw a few cars, stopped on the right side. I started to slow down... and as we got closer, we noticed that it was a car accident that had JUST happened.

I was driving with my friends Ray and Davis and immediately, Ray pulled out his phone and dialed 911. I turned on my hazard lights, and I pulled over... when suddenly, out of one of the cars, an old man stumbled out, with his head bleeding and he collapsed next to his SUV.

(Davis took a picture on his iphone after all of the madness) At this point, we were all out of the car. I could hear Ray next to me answering questions from the dispatcher. "Four cars... no we were not involved... "

While this was happening, the SUV started rolling backwards, and it was about to run over the old man's leg. I sprinted towards the van, yelling "stopstopstopstopstopstop! (as if my words could stop the deadly bone crushing utility vehicle of sports 0_0)" and I put my shoulder against it... and it stopped. Fairly anti-climactic.

I asked the man if he was okay and, if he could hear me, that I needed him to try and move his leg over. He looked up at me for a second, and then he looked at his legs, and shifted them over.

I... don't think he heard a word I said, but whatever.

Meanwhile, the car that was next to the SUV was completely trashed.

The driver was still inside. It was a young dude, he was twenty something and possibly drunk. The guy smelled like alcohol according to Ray later on.

So Ray was helping out with this car, when it started to catch on fire. We heard popping, and saw tiny flames forming underneath. At this point, more people had pulled up behind us to help. One of the cars that pulled over to help, was this couple...

Off the bat, the guy tries to pick up the old man, and tells us with a voice of authority, "We have to elevate his legs! this guy's going into shock!" lolll sounded like he was quoting a crappy movie. Ray yells back at him: "do NOT move ANYONE!"

Interesting fact about Ray, he has an EMT card and is trained for this type of thing. The guy didn't know what the hell he was talking about. What's elevating the old man's legs really gonna do? :/ While this is happening, the girlfriend is yelling at us all to "back the f*** up, the car's gonna explode!"

... the fire was getting really big, but sadly, cars never explode (wish they did though!). So she starts ducking behind my car asking us all "what're you guys DOING??? run!!!"

I tell her: "There's someone in there... calm down... the car's not gonna explode." I totally should've yelled this at her...

sigh. next time.

Going back to the car that was on fire-- the driver was still inside and would not, for whatever reason, unlock his door. Ray is knocking on his window and pulling the door handle yelling: "FOOL! Your car is catching on fire, I need you to unlock your door!" While this is happening, the flames are growing. When the guy finally decides to let Ray help him out, the flames are above my head. It was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Hate it admit it, but all I want for Christmas next year--is a car that I can set on fire. 0_0

Anyway, the guy gets out, and his hands are covered with blood. He's convinced that he wasn't driving even though he was the only person in his car. The firetrucks finally arrive and put out the fire. 10 minutes after that, the Ambulances arrive and my car is now boxed in.

There's a firetruck to the right of my car, a highway patrol car behind my car, and of course, the accident is almost directly in front. Wouldn't've mattered though because during the chaos of the car fire, my keys had gotten locked inside my trunk. To explain this, I need to back up a bit to right after Ray instructed people to not move anyone until proper help arrived.

I heard someone say: "We need water!"--- and I got really excited! because I always keep a box of bottled waters in my trunk. So I ran from the SUV situation after we pulled the old man's e-brake, and made sure he was away from any more madness. I got my trunk open, everyone grabbed what they could, and as we turned our heads to put out what we thought was a tiny flame--- we were faced with a fire that was about 7 feet tall. Somehow during all of this, my keys fell out of my pocket, and got locked in the trunk.

My car's manual trunk opener... doesn't work...

yeahhh...

Eventually a firefighter who also owns a Camry told me "Dude, you can totally...here-- (pulls backseats forward to reveal a secret passage into my trunk)" The second he pulled those seats forward, I was GONE. I dove in there, found the glow in the dark door handle inside (KELLIE!!! I never thought I'd actually have to use it!), spotted my keys and we were outta there!!!---after they cleared a path for us. haha

My friend Peter was driving ahead of us at the time, and apparently he had to swerve out of the way as it was happening. We got a call from him a few seconds after we had pulled over to help: "ey... watch out-- there's an accident on the 101"

So that's that. Don't know how to transition into a smooth close to this blog post.

I got a B in my Calculus class. :D

Totally still have a crush on my old Calc Professor.

lol. Good Night Blogspot.

Hrppy Borthdarr toooo ROBOT!!!

2009-12-17T02:19:00.000-08:00

So it was my birthday yesterday.

*confetti*

And I had a near perfect day. I hung out with my friends Davis, Eddy, and Ray. We went to a PC cafe and played Left 4 Dead 2, which was amazing! If you haven't played it, it's definitely a game everyone should play at least once with friends.

Read some comics, drew some pictures, ate sushi with the family... and had cake! :)

And now I'm watching some wonderful Japanese entertainment.

If you haven't seen this yet... enjoy. If you've seen it before... enjoy it again!

Miss my Calc Professor.

Good Night Blogspot.

FINALS!

2009-12-15T00:25:00.000-08:00

Just got back from my Calc/Spanish final.

Can't wait for the rest of them to be finished.

I feel like a kid waiting to eat a marshmallow... 0_0

lol, I'm afraid my Calc Professor crush must end with the end of this semester.
But don't fret! I'll find a new one.

Good Night BLogspot.

Christmas wishLIST 2009~ for fun!

2009-12-10T02:48:00.000-08:00

I'm about to post stuff that I don't expect ANYONE to get me.

For one-- it's stuff I would never really need. And it's frackin' expensive crap.

Would I buy this stuff on my own? Yes.
Without or with very little hesitation
(only because I'm usually saving up to buy this stuff)

If you've been to my room, you've probably seen the 300 dollar Hellboy statue I got from Comic-Con 08.

At the moment, it's temporarily boxed... until I get a proper shelf for it--- and these awesome items in my wish list!

Number 7: A new Hellboy Statue: This one seems more "Hellboy" than the one I bought in 2008. I love the pose on this too... However, with a cooler pose comes a bigger price tag. This sucker's over 700 bucks, and that makes me do this face: 0_0

Number 6! A frakking toaster. I saw this 2 years ago when I wasn't a fan of Battlestar Galactica, and even then I thought it was cool. A year after that, I caught up and became a fan and here I am now, wanting this toaster. Two years ago, it was 65 bucks, but now it's 90 bucks, comes in titanium... and has built in LED lights for the cylon on the front. Super useless for me, because I wouldn't use it for what it was made for.

5: Kiani Statue. Yes, there's one more statue on my list. This one is about 400 bucks give or take. Kiani has a really cool one shot that you can buy right now in any decent comic book store if you don't know where she's from. She also has a neat little book by JT Krul, that I read for the first time this year. Anyway, I'm getting off topic--It's just an amazing statue! More frowns of sadness though because Michael Turner is dead. :(

4: Monty Python's Flying Circus! Why don't I already have this? It was just expensive-- and I already can see every episode on my Netflix Instant View. Soooo it's not exactly a must have. However, right now at this very moment, it's 39.99 on amazon.com <3>

3: James Jean art print-- or original sketch! An art print from his site? 85 bucks. an original sketch? Near the thousands. Chances of me getting either are slim. I bought his beautiful Fables Covers book when it first came out, and I love it. Includes all of his Fables covers (minus a few of his later ones) and includes prelim sketches and notes on each. His artwork is candy for my eyes.

2: Ray called this pick stupid... but I don't care, I still want it. Calvin Klein's usb-glasses.I know there're a lot of usb-THINGS, but this one actually seems cool. Kinda scared of how the flash-drive looks when it's unplugged from the arm of the glasses. I'd only get these if I tried them on in person and discovered that they were sturdier than their pictures lead me to believe. $199

NUMBER 1: This one, I actually want people to get.Charity Water. There're a lot of causes out there. I still follow up on "LiNK" (Liberty in North Korea), and of course, there's always Compassion International, but charity water is something new, and a little shocking. If you go to charitywater.org you can make a donation to "bring clean water to people around the world" Sorta self explanatory. Besides Diet Coke, water is totally my favorite drink. I love water so much... that... I feel like I can't live without it. 0_0 You know?

All joking aside, it's not super hard. You give them your money, and they do the work for you. I know we'd all love to leave our comfortable lives here, and go into the hells of Africa to bring clean water to the masses, but let's be real here. You know that idea makes you sigh an overwhelmed sigh.

Thank God for these people. It's sad to think that water of all things-- excuse me, CLEAN water, is a rare commodity in large parts of our planet, where people live. So this year, I plan on giving flimsy little rubber bracelets that say charity: water on them, because it's awesome. Hope I get some for myself too.

Honorable mention: A date with my Calculus Professor.

Good Night Blogspot!

Outside my window...

2009-12-07T02:15:00.001-08:00

... It's raining!!!! (charlie brown smiley face)

=]

So I fell asleep while studying, but woke up shortly thereafter, to the sound of rain outside of my window. I love the rain, don't you?

Now if only I could love CALCULUS.

If a raindrop is falling into a curved apparatus at a velocity of 20 feet per second, and the equation for it's velocity is blah blah blah---I. HATE. YOU. CALCULUS. SO. MUCH! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x_x

anyway--- I still have a crush on my Calculus Professor.

Thanks for the rain, God. It cheered me up.

Goodnight Blogspot! wish me luck! I wish YOU luck on your finals. 0_0 You'll need it.

mcRIB

2009-12-04T13:56:00.001-08:00

So I was talking with my friend Jennifer Park (who apparently reads my blog.) 0_0
and I she's so good at remembering my birthday... because "It's RIb!" (RIb=1216)

And that got me in the mood for a mcRib...
...which I did not have.

Instead, I went home and ate rice with Korea.

I've only had a mcRib twice since it's come back. My friend David's google status has been updating how many he's had it and the last I checked he was at: "7 mcribs in 7 days!"

(opens new tab--> checks gmail...)

NOOOOOOOooo!!! His new update: "Mcrib streak dies". 7 is a good number to stop at I guess. I stopped at 2.

The McDouble is also back to a dollar. So I've been having the occasional ghetto big mac.

If you haven't tried a ghetto big mac, it's a Mcdouble with lettuce and a sesame seed bun with special sauce instead of mustard and ketchup. it's like you're getting a big mac for half price! 0_0. middle bun not included.

So what did the Robot say to the Big Mac?

This video is just retarded-my head hurts-Good-bye.

I still have a crush on my Calculus teacher.

10 pages on Ernest Hemingway...

2009-12-02T01:46:00.000-08:00

... due tomorrow for my English class.

I think I totally bombed my Calc exam T_T... sigh
It was my last chance to get an A on an exam. -- I still have a crush on my Calculus Professor.

So I've been drawing a lot lately. And I think I'm improving! (just a little)

One day I will have my own style of drawing-- maybe.

Until then, I can copy Michael Turner sketches, because it's fun.

I posted this one of my friend Janet, on facebook already:

I wish I could draw people more realistically, but--- bleh. I'm super tempted to draw a beard on her (She totally has one in real life. 0_0) And this is on my deviantart/facebook, but just in case you don't check those:

I redid my "Take THAT Joker", but it needs color:

I will buy crayons when finals are over.

Soooo I'm at 6 pages on my essay... Six crappy pages. Ernest Hemingway is a very interesting man... but I am not entertained by my own writing. Something must change! I still have time... 0_0

be back later Blogspot. Wish me Luck!

Top 5 Crushes

2009-11-24T22:17:00.000-08:00

I like lists on Tuesdays

Today... MY TOP 5 CRUSHES. Unfortunately, there are no Calculus Professors here...

... only sexy Calculus Professors!! (haha! did I get ya??)

Number 5: My Calculus Professor ... makes me do this face: I want to do well in her class to impress her... but at the same time, I want to fail so I can take her class over again. What a pickle. You're one of a kind--Calculus Professor! I totally still have a crush on you.

Number 4: Katee Sackhoff. Just look into her eyes! on a hotness scale of Jalapeno to Habanero, she's a Chinese Ghost Chili 0_0. In all fairness to my other picks, it's mainly Battlestar Galactica that makes her so john-stamos. So maybe it's Kara Thrace that's my number 4 pick... NOOO, no-- it's Katee Sackhoff. Battlestar Galactica or no, this be a pretty lady. T_T

Number 3: Becky Cloonan! The 4th picture of her on Google image search is from my blog T_T. Google her and see! I didn't post the sketches she did for me from my first trip to the Con... or this year's sketch (both AMAZING), but I probably should. And maybe I'll twitter her the sketches after gaining the courage! Anyway--so when I first started reading comics in 2005, I picked up this neat little comic book called American Virgin. I remember opening it up to the first page of the first issue and seeing her drawing style for the first time. It made me do this face: 0_0. And when I finally got to meet her in 2008, she was getting over a cold of some kind and she drew me Hellboy! :) It was one of those things where an artist is really hard on themselves, but the fan is totally glued to what they're doing. After she finished, she apologized to me, and told me: "I swear-- I can draw!" (which made me smile) and asked me to come back next year and ask for an Abe Sapien. So... I did! With plenty of reference pictures this time on my PSP. And it is by far the coolest sketch I received this year. Apologies to Joshua Middleton (who did the covers for American Virgin!). And of course, apologies to my Calc Professor--I totally have a bigger crush on Becky Cloonan-- you've got nothing on her.

Number 2: Olivia Munn!

Never seen Twilight, but this video made me laugh. This is a bit of a new crush I have. I started following Attack of the Show's podcasts after this year's Comic Con. I have Liz and Dave to thank for that. They showed me the awesome-- that is Attack of the Show. Not much more to say about Olivia Munn except that I like it when she does impressions of her mother, and that one time that I saw her at the Watchmen Premiere, she was super nice to Dave, and I liked that a lot. Jessica Alba had nothing on her. 0_0 yeah, I went there.

Finally, my Number 1 Crush! .... I've got nothing--WAIT! Supergirl! Her father was killed by Reactron, her name is currently being dragged through the mud by some bitch reporter, and eventually, she needs to get involved with the Blackest Night superhero undead thing that's happening in the world of DC (I'm hoping/guessing). Her life pretty much sucks, but damn is it entertaining to read! Also helps that Joshua Middleton is doing the covers. The last time I had bought an issue of Supergirl was when Michael Turner-- sigh... Michael Turner did the covers for Supergirl... :( KELLIE!!!!!

SO it's finals time, and I will be blogging less and less, but don't miss me too much, I'll try to distract myself and blog about something every now and again.

As you can see, I am a man of many crushes, but as of this very moment, it is on my Calculus Professor, because I have some homework to do.

Good Night Blogspot.

Espanol

2009-11-22T22:29:00.000-08:00

Studied with my classmates at the CSUN library today.

I wish I could say that sentence in Spanish, but we haven't learned the past tense yet.

Told them all about my crush on my Calc Professor. Good times were had by all.

Finished the study session with Chipotle!!! *confetti*

Good Night Blogspot.

The End of Calculus... almost.

2009-11-21T20:04:00.001-08:00

It's finals time... and I fear that my crush on my Calculus teacher will have to end.

I-- just have to be realistic here... *sniff* T_T

So I'm looking for new people to have crushes on! ... but school isn't over yet!

And that means, I still totally have a crush on my Calculus teacher.

That is all for now. I'm off to go study!

Ninja Assassin!

2009-11-20T14:56:00.000-08:00

Went to a pre-screening of Ninja Assassin!

Bullets vs. Ninja Stars = LOLLL

I thoroughly enjoyed the cheese. "I have no heart..." hahahaaaaa!!!

ohhhhh Rain.

Wish I asked my Calc Professor if she wanted to go with me.

That is all.

Chipotle

2009-11-19T22:45:00.000-08:00

I've been in love with Chipotle as of late...

finals to take care of-- no time to blog.

calculus professor. crush. battlestar galactica.

Good Night Blogspot.

Wednesday Blogwar!

2009-11-18T10:29:00.001-08:00

I made this last week along with:

But now you have a new profile pic, so I fear these are no longer relevant, Sara.

In no way is this a surrender though! Blogwar's still on!!!

However, I also have a ten page research paper due tomorrow...

and I am on page negative one hundred. 0_0

I do not have a crush on my English Professor.

That is all for now.

Tuesday DANCE PARTYYY ~ LIST

2009-11-17T01:49:00.000-08:00

today's post co-credited to Janet whose blog you can see here: give me glamour, or something something...
So I've been throwing these dance parties...

and I thought I'd blog about my guest list...

Number 5 on my list:

Philip. Seymour. Hoffman... because who doesn't want to be his friend? He seems like such a nice guy, and if I were to make a movie about myself, he'd be the first person I'd ask to play ME.We're like the same person!!!

Number 4: Nicolas Cage. To all the haters... the man can dance. Let's not forget that this is a dance party list. 0_0 Also, he's in one of my favorite movies of all time: Kick-Ass. Which hasn't come out yet, but I know it's gonna be DAMN good. So SHUT YER-FACE! >:(

Number 3: Supergirl. She not only has one of the best comic books right now, she's a great teammate for beer pong and she's perfect for when you have to throw Jessica Alba out for being an angry fight starting drunk who poops in the party. Let's not forget that the beer never gets cold and the snacks always stay warm, with SUPERGIRL! 0_0

Number 2: The Cops! Because the best way to prevent your party being pooped by the fuzz? Inviting all the cops you know! This is me with my friend Sam, who recently became a proud member of the LAPD! He gives great massages. forrr sho.

Number 1!!!Will Smith--is not officially on my guest list because he still hasn't accepted my invitation :( Every year for the past 3 years I've watched a Will Smith movie on my birthday. Pursuit of Happiness 2006, I am Legend 2007, Seven Pounds 2008, and... nothing on his imdb for 2009, so I guess I'm renting Hitch this year! Because as I tell all of my friends--Everything Will Smith touches... turns to GOLD-- metaphorically speaking... and sometimes LITERALLY speaking 0_0. Just to add to my Will Smith love story, I also used to draw a comic book in middle school about a radioactive-string-cheese-superhero-from-Will-Smith's-lunchbox named "Mr. Cheesy Pants"... and looking back on that makes me do this face: (-_-)¿

TO CONCLUDE: ---I still have a crush on my calc prof.

that is all.

Good Night Blogspot!

Some Monday Art...

2009-11-16T22:59:00.000-08:00

I tried to draw my Calc teacher but she moves around too much... so instead I drew this. :)

Totally still have a crush on her.

Good Night Blogspot!

Apologies to my Calc Professor (and Bonnie)

2009-11-15T01:45:00.001-08:00

I totally still have a crush on you, Ms Cain.

Just thought you should know that.

The Venture Bros. Marathon

2009-11-14T19:26:00.000-08:00

Simpsons Marathon is still on.
I just watched Marge become a real estate agent.

Go team Venture 0_0

Good Night Blogspot.

tumblr!

2009-11-13T13:58:00.001-08:00

made a tumblr! nothing really on there yet...

http://roboton.tumblr.com/

Thursday Comic Book Catch-Up 2009 edition

2009-11-12T00:13:00.000-08:00

I've been behind on my comic book reading...

So I have this huge stack that I'm going through... and it's awesome. Let's do bulletpoints!

Ms. Marvel #46: The conclusion to the War of the Marvels story arc! This has been the longest superhero catfight ever... I'm kinda sad that it's over. Issue 47 preview: Ms Marvel on a date with Spiderman-- LAME!

Gotham City Sirens #5: what ... the eff. Crazy hobo looking clown/Joker imposter? loll good stuff Paul Dini.

Batman and Robin #4 It's up to issue 6 now... and I'm just waiting to see this guy: Flamingo... loll, what is going on with this series...? With Batman dead, you'd think there'd be more mainstream villains running wild, but I'm not complaining. Professor Pyg-- freaky. Red Hood---meh... but interesting. and Flamingo! Grant Morrison seems to have a fetish for villains who tear people's faces off. 0_0

and now... I'm off to sleep. I'll catch up sooner or later, but not tonight.

--still have a crush on my calc prof.

Good Night Blogspot.

Facebook Default Photos: Julie Ryu

2009-11-11T00:20:00.000-08:00

So I put the reference picture up to show how crappy I draw.
The robot is the only thing that I got right!

I'm thinking of drawing more facebook default pictures...
But we'll see how that goes.

Blogwar Wednesday: Sara Lim x_x

2009-11-11T00:10:00.000-08:00

Your move Sara 0_0. Start your blogspot.

Tuesday LIST of HORROR! 0_0

2009-11-10T00:58:00.000-08:00

So recently, I felt like watching The Ring (the 2002 American remake). I have no idea why I wanted to watch it again--It scared the crap out of me again. But it was fun, and I realized that I like it as a movie. It proved that the horror genre has replay value for me-- and it got me in the mood for a list! My top 5 horror movies! You won't find any Paranormal Activity or Blair Witches in this list!--Because those movies are garbage to me!

5: GOJIRA. The number 1 fear of every Japanese person! Many filmmakers have tried to create an equal to Godzilla. Korea tried with the HOST, and the US had the Cloverfield sea herpes monster, but Godzilla's still king of all the monsters in my book. As far as replay value... I don't know about that. It's great to play in the background during a party though.

4: 28 Weeks Later. Not as good as the first one says the pretentious movie critic. And I'll agree; Danny Boyle made a damn good film (running-zombies-first! ahhh!). Where 28 Weeks Later lacks in cinematic masterpiece-ery, it makes up for, and it surpasses the first movie, in its ability to entertain. I had so much fun watching this with friends. The opening act was intense, there were explosions!, and it had Michael from LOST!

3: The Host. The bad amazon.com reviews complain about how this movie is confused about what it is... is it a comedy? a monster flick? a family drama? .... Why're these reasons for a bad review? Why can't a monster movie also make you laugh, cry, and bite your nails? And--this movie totally knows what it is, mother fools! Any fan of Korean Cinema will tell you, that the Koreans love the multi-genre flick. This movie isn't scary in any real way, but come on amazon.com reviewers! Get off of your movie snob thrones and watch this for what it is: A damn good alternative to the 2 dimensional "run from the monster!" movie. Apologies to my number 5 pick ;)

2: The Ring. Saw this movie when it came out in 2002. Don't remember who I watched it with, but I do remember the above scene scaring the crap out of me. I still think it's the best remake of an Asian classic. I'll even go as far as saying that it's the only good remake of an Asian film. I remember when people told me that the Japanese version was "sooo much scarier". I found that I strongly disagreed with this. The special effects in the American remake effectively make this movie awesome. Naomi Watts also has the best scream (rawr). Still gives me the chills.

Number 1: Drag Me To Hell, directed by Sam Raimi. A movie where scary things happen to a genuinely good persom. I screamed, I laughed... a lot, I cried-- from laughing, a lot. I know some people who hated this movie and thought it was stupid, but they're the same people who hate Bruce Campbell movies. And a world where Bruce Campbell movies are hated, is a world I don't want to be in. The use of vomit in the movie is... excessive, but it's not meant to be taken seriously. Again, I laughed-- a lot. I totally had a crush on Alison Lohman during this movie too, and that always helps. (sorry, calculus professor, I didn't know you back then). This is a newer film, so I don't quite know how well it'll age... but meh.

It's funny that I make this list weeks after Halloween...

.... ehhh it's not that funny.

I still have a crush on my calc teacher. The swine flu made her lose a lot of weight :(
It's sucking the life out of her!

that is all.

Good Night Blogspot!

Spanish Examen T_T

2009-11-08T18:50:00.000-08:00

I have a spanish exam tomorrow. I have too much to study... not looking forward to tomorrow. Probably won't get my calc exam back, but there's that inevitable failure I'm gonna have to deal with as well. Bulletpoints!

My friend Eddy came back from Arizona for the weekend! Good times.

Listening to the new KiD CuDi album and liking it a lot. Thanks Eddy. Probably gonna be my new soundtrack for the week! Venture Bros soundtrack was getting to be too intense for my drives.

Learned that my friend Ray knows an uncomfortable amount of things about getting a sex change. loll. RODS. 0_0

Bought some things for church last month and got my reimbursement checks today, but they were made out to "Robert On" instead of Robert Ahn.

THAT IS ALL FOR NOW.

I still have a crush on my calculus teacher.

Battlestar Galactica: The Porn-- Plan! I mean The Plan

2009-11-07T01:52:00.000-08:00

So, two nights ago, I went over to Bonnie's and watched BSG: THE PLAN with Bonnie, Rey, and Patrick. Patrick fell asleep during part of it, and there was a lot of unnecessary sexiness. No complaints though. It was a fun movie to watch and pick at.

"Let's dance! 0_0"

Missed you KELLIE! We were like the final five cylons without a fifth.

In other news--- Bulletpoints!

I can't stop eating these Cheez-Its. I like wrapping string cheese around them! (Learned this from my friend Tatiana in my Spanish class. And she learned this from her former meth addict friend. lol) It's brilliant!

I just got back from Church Everyday. My awesome church with an awesome name. Church Everyday! (we're closed on Mondays.)

Simpsons Marathon update: I am now on Episode 15 from Season 6 - Homie The Clown

Well, it's late and I'm sleepy. Good Night Blogspot.

T_T I'm gonna fail my Calc Exam...

2009-11-04T22:50:00.000-08:00

... I just know it.

sigh... I still have a crush on my calculus professor.

She was absent today. The proctor who was there in her stead made a joke, and no one laughed but me. I was feeling a little crazy today though. I'm totally looking forward to the crushing failure that I will have to face when I get this test back. HA!! 0_0

Moving on!

I've been having one of those weeks where I feel very unfunny. So I decided to throw a dance party! AND YOU'RE ALL INVITE--- oooo except for you Colonel Tigh...

Oh God this is awkward...

Well---
This confetti isn't going to throw itself! wooo!!! --GET OUT OF HERE SAUL!

lol, anyway---

I pirate friend of mine gave me a copy of Paranormal Activity, and I am going to watch it before I go to bed tonight. That is all for tonight. That Calc exam has destroyed me.

Good Night Blogspot.

CALCULUS TAKE HOME QUIZ! = a short post

2009-11-03T23:57:00.000-08:00

Dun dun dunnnn!!!! Progress on quiz = poop.

I want to waste time and blog! Let's make bulletpoints!!

Progress on my Simpsons Marathon: I have now entered Season 6... 0_0 Just finished watching Episode 6: Treehouse of Horror V!

New music in my car this week, provided by JG THIRLWELL!

I am in love with the new season of The Venture Brothers.
I am so much in love, that I have to listen to the soundtrack in my car.
I'm sorry Where The Wild Things Are soundtrack...
you had a good run.

I don't think I did a Comic Con post this year... (let's check...)

Nope.

This year's Con was great. Highlight of the weekend: Meeting Doc Hammer, Jackson Publick, and Jhonen Vasquez outside of the convention center in front of a club at 2AM in the morning.

So many awesome.

I'll do a proper post on that one of these days. Oy, I really must get going now. That take home quiz needs to get done. Wish me luck Blogspot!

My calculus professor isn't married.
I definitely still have a crush on her.
that is all!

Quick Post

2009-11-03T12:46:00.000-08:00

There was no pop quiz in calc today. I definitely felt relieved because I wasn't ready for one. Instead we got a take home quiz (that I better not fail) and an exam on Wednesday.

I still have a crush on my calculus professor.

I should be working on my Life Drawing midterm project, but instead I'm wasting my time doing other things... --I'll get on it as soon as I finish this blog post!

It was pirate day today in espanol class! The girl to my left, Heather Jacqueline, is holding pirated copies of Ratatouille! bwahaha--arrrggghh!!!

This has truly been a quick post. Wish I could post more, but I can't focus right now on anything. My head is in the cloudssssss....

GOod Night Blogspot?

Halloween 2009

2009-11-01T20:19:00.001-08:00

No pictures have been posted on the facebook yet.

So I have no pictures from this year's Halloween to post here other than this one.

The highlight of the night was KELLIE!!!! I've never felt so happy to see someone!

No offense grandma... but

You don't even KNOW 0_0.

And as promised, I am updating my blog!

Things've been meh. As far as updates on my life, let's use bulletpoints!!!:

My Simpsons marathon is going well. I just finished Episode 10 from Season 5. Where Marge becomes addicted to gambling...

Homer:

You broke a promise to your child!

Marge:

What?

Homer:

You promised Lisa to help her with her costume! :(

You made her cry! then I cried...
then Maggie laughed...

School's been fun. Mi clase de espanol es mi favorita. ¡Es muy divertido! ¡jajajaja! I've made a few amigos en mi clase and we like to be distracting to the rest of the clase.

It started with hats...

And then we expanded our group and got colorful...

Next we decided to go Hawaiian...

And this week, we had Halloween!

Tomorrow is pirate day.
I'm gonna bring my bootleg copies of Spiderman 3 and come as a modern day pirate.

Soundtrack of my week has been the Where The Wild Things Are soundtrack! Almost everyone I know has been disappointed by the movie... but I liked it a lot! And the soundtrack is so good!

A few weeks before watching the movie, I drove out to Camarillo to have lunch with my friends Brian, Cathy, and Sok and I had my radio on because I had forgotten my ipod. The commercials were getting to be a bother, and they kept playing that Paparazzi song... I was strongly considering a silent drive... but as I was driving closer to Camarillo, I started to pick up some of their local stations. It was one of those rare moments in life. I felt like I was getting something from the fates themselves when I heard this song. I wrote down a little piece of the lyrics that were sung, on a napkin from the restaurant and decided to google them later. I was kinda bummed when the lyrics I had turned out to be too vague and produced over 1,000 different song titles. When I heard the song in the movie, I wanted to scream!

--and I did. because I was the only one in the theatre. haha.

So the movie is a new addition to my personal top 10 favorite movies and it's the best movie on my list of movies I've seen by myself in a theatre... in front of Spiderwick Chronicles

...and Santa Clause 2.

It feels good to blog again :)

See you tomorrow, Blogspot... and KELLIE!!!!! I have some Aspen noisemakers from Comic-Con and an extra issue of Supergirl #43 (Our favorite Middleton Supergirl pose, finally made it to a cover!) all for YOU. I don't think I'm gonna get to see you before you leave for Colorado again, so I'll mail them to you as originally planned...

Well--I've got a Calculus pop-quiz to study for and I totally have a crush on my professor.
That is all.

Sorry for the lack of posts... 2009 edition

2009-08-18T15:37:00.000-07:00

Oy...

I think I've still broken my 2008 blogging record,
but so much happened in July and I posted ... nothing.

I guess I'm posting this to say that I've missed you blogspot.

I'm sorry for this awkward silence I have created between us.

- ROBOT

KELLIE! I got an A!

2009-06-24T23:40:00.000-07:00

Just in case I forget to tell you tomorrow at work when I see you.

I totally got an A. They posted the grades up today on the pierce website. I've been checking every chance I got and it was so nerve wracking, but now that I know my grade, and my grade is an A, I can sleep in peace, but at the same time, roll around restlessly because of my JOY.

Good Night!

Hobbit The Musical!

2009-06-12T02:48:00.000-07:00

directed by Leonard Nemoy

Let's make it happen.

Movies I would like to see #2 & #1!

2009-06-11T11:25:00.001-07:00

#2. Garth Marenghi's Darkmovie
Directed by Garth Marenghi

Gotta love the opening to the show. Can you imagine what they could do with a movie budget??

#1. The Venture Brothers Movie
Directed by Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer

I think this would be awesome if they did an open casting call for it like Aqua Teen did for their live action Carl (which was brilliant!).

A live action movie for the Venture Brothers... I know in the Season 1 special features they have an interview with the live action cast of the Venture Brothers, and it's funny, but not real of course. The costumes for 21 and 24 are excellent. Kellie, I wanna see if we can cast this thing with existing actors.

Movies I would like to see #4 and #3

2009-06-09T18:11:00.000-07:00

#4. PSH: The Philip Seymour Hoffman Story
Directed by Philip Seymour Hoffman

Because he's the greatest actor alive.

#3.5 The Transforminators

lol, I like the part about the sand.

# 3. Earthboy Jacobus Directed by TenNapel

I guess I just wanna see a lot of TenNapels work on film. Earthboy Jacobus is in my top 5 graphic novels. It does have its flaws, but overall, it's a good read and his art style is just cool. Anything with spacewhales = awesome-pants.

Movies I would like to see #6 and #5

2009-06-07T00:11:00.000-07:00

Dear Blogspot,

I'm sorry for being such a bad blogger. I hope you'll find it in your heart to forgive me.

=] I wanna make a LIST!

SO... I like to go on Rotten Tomato from time to time, and sometimes they have these lists... (Kellie also has her 5 on Friday lists that I enjoy reading, and we used to do that 5 list notebook thing which was fun while it lasted)

And today, I read a list of video game movies that the rotten tomato staff would like to see made, and the directors they would choose. I have to admit that I thought that their list was lame.

I'm not a gamer though.

I DO like the idea of making a list of movies I would like to see made and who I would want to direct said movie. I think I can think of about 6 I would really like to see. Starting from #6...

# 6. Mercenaries.
Directed by Michael Bay, John Woo, or anyone who can direct over the top explosions/action porn.

I've never played the game. I'm basing this choice on the trailer for the sequel to the first game. Also, Kellie... you know who did the covers for the comic book. T_T

I loved the song in this ad, which you can hear in Kellie's blog here.

From what I understand, this game was a huge disappointment compared to the first. But this ad is great! I love that he goes from being unarmed, to eventually stealing a helicopter to blow up an offshore oil drilling platform... and it all started because someone didn't give him his money.

Not that there aren't enough of these types of movies, it's just that I wanna see more of this ad, without playing a stupid game, and with real actors.

# 5. Earthworm Jim.
Directed by Douglas TenNapel or Rob Schrab

I pulled this one right out of the rotten tomato list. They chose Tim Burton to direct. I have nothing against Tim Burton as a man... for I have never met him. It's the majority of his super-fans that I can't stand. I thought Edward Scissorhands was okay. I will never watch it again in my lifetime unless you Clockwork Orange it on me.

I looked it up on imdb, and GASP! It's actually on there for 2010!!! And it's NOT directed by Tim Burton because there is a God. Douglas TenNapel is apparently directing it.

All I hope is that it be animated, grimey, and ridiculous. The only other person I can see directing such a thing is Rob Schrab (who co-wrote Monster House). His mini-movie ROBOT BASTARD is awesome low budget fun (you should watch it by clicking the link!), and I really think he could direct Earthworm Jim just based on watching ROBOT BASTARD.

Not blogging for so long has made this kinda tough... lol, I feel like I can't even make a proper list... because I can't. I'm tired and I wanna go to bed--leave me alone.

I'll post #4 and #3 tomorrow, and I promise... nothing. I might even post 4 and 3 in 2010 when they're done making Earthworm Jim.

Ugh, I'm glad that they're making Earthworm Jim, but I'm disappointed at the same time, because it makes my #5 choice in this list not as blog worthy. whatevs. I'll give you a hangman for my #4 choice.

It'll have _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ as the main character(s).

I know Kellie already knows this movie.... or does she?

ZZzzzzzzz;elkjal;dgijaoghaero;guh--
GOod Night Blogspot.

It's been a while... time to make a really long post.

2009-05-14T07:39:00.000-07:00

It's been much too long since I've gone on here. I always feel inspired to blog after reading a particularly good post made by someone, but I haven't been reading any blogs lately. Today I got my wireless to work in my house thanks to my friend PETER HWANG! And I started catching up on Kellie's blog via my PSP.

Alas... I fear that catching up on all of my un-blogged about happenings will be overwhelming.

And I don't want you to be overwhelmed...

So maybe I'll just do some bulletpoints. I think that'll keep you ...whelmed at a good level.

VEGAS 2009: David Brown's 21st Birthday Here are 4 pictures! The rest, I'll post on facebook probably... (So much to post... 0_o)

I made a twitter. I enjoy reading Jim Lee's tweets.

Went to the premiere of Observe and Report... shook Seth Rogen's hand. took a picture of a speed limit sign.

I wonder how long it took to scratch that out.

Dear Kellie,

I have a blog post saved on here about my future you know what. =] One day I will post it and let you know so you can read it... even though you were one of the first people I told. (THE first if my memory serves me correctly.)

Sincerely,
ROBERT!!!

I missed the Sabuda and Reinhardt event!!! (T_T)

Missed the Martha Stewart event!!!! (ehh...)

Missed the Marie Osmond event! (...we do too many random events)

Missed the Len Wein signing at Galaxy of Comics!! (but he shops there every Wednesday... and Warren got things signed for me... so-- *shrug*)

Went to SD and saw Death Cab For Cutie for the second time. Great live show... drummer screwed up twice. Ben Gibbard also got a lot skinnier and he grew out his hair.

Family's visiting from Korea! My cousin's gettin' hitched, so everyone's here! *cough* Might have to pass on going to Terminator: Salvation because of this...

sigh... anyhoot, I'll see you later Blogspot. I have more to post... but gotta go to breakfast with the Korean Invasion.

Camping + My Not So Wildest Dreams

2009-03-31T00:16:00.000-07:00

I went camping for the first time! Went up to a place called Carrizo Plains which is about 2 hours North, going towards Fresno. Made a (possibly illegal) fire pit because all the fire pits were taken. On the first night, we cooked some steak on the propane grill, toasted Marshmallows (yorm!) on our (maybe) illegal fire, and tried to tell scary stories and decided to talk about poo and farts instead.

I will post the pictures when I get them from Mountain Man John.

Overall, it was so much fun!!!! And I can't wait to go again. Best part... was the next day when we went hiking to the San Andreas fault, visited these weird salt lakes, and climbed rocks that looked like penises.

On the rock climbing, we didn't use any ropes or professional equipment, we just climbed... and I have to say that I felt like an old man compared to these kids I went with. I was there with Mountain Man John and four 13-14 year old kids who all call me 'Robert Teacher'. (I call him Mountain Man John because of the first thing he ever said to me. At his daughter's birthday, he comes up to me, and does not say hi, or hello--nice to meet you--what's your name? ... he says to me "...Wanna see some Bear meat?" and proceeds to show me a freezer full of bear meat.)

These kids were just running up these rocks, finding footing somehow on these completely vertical climbing surfaces... And this is where I had my most cowardly moment. As I saw these kids running up these rocks like the little Asian ninjas that they were, I had to prove to them that 'Robert teacher'... is a Robert MAN. We climbed up a few dirt covered hills, but the real challenge was to get to the very TOP. It was like getting to Pride Rock from the Lion King... if Pride Rock was almost vertical and looked kinda like a penis. This did not go very well. I proceeded to climb slowly and carefully, and as I was doing this, I could hear the kids encouraging me to keep going.

John was giving me very sage like kung fu movie advice: "do not picture the steps you have to take to get to the top... picture being on the top, and you will get there".

So as I lifted my right foot, and jumped up, I immediately knew that I was not gonna make it. Miraculously, I hung on for a good 20 seconds. Both feet were now up on the side of this thing, and although, I had zero confidence at first, I now had... maybe 3.5 confidence?

20 seconds later I could feel the tiny pebbles, that were giving the soles of my feet the grip needed to hang on, slowly start to roll down. Go into any parking lot that isn't newly paved, and slowly scrape your shoes. That's the sound I was making, followed by what can only be described as the frightened squeal from a 5 year old girl. To make matters worse, my whole body was clinging onto the side of this rock, and my shirt was riding up my stomach as I was falling. And on top of that I only fell (slowly and undramatically) for about 5 seconds. But to be fair! Count out 5 seconds right now! . . . . . It's totally long.

sigh... who am I kidding, I wasn't even falling. I was dragging down the side of this thing. Of course as I looked to my left, John was smiling and holding a camera. So this ordeal was captured in 12 megapixels of SHAME. I eventually made it to the top, and sat down on the buttcrack. (There was this indentation on the top of this rock, of a person's butt. My theory is that, many years ago, some Native American just sat at the top of this thing, on the same spot, every day of his adult life. And eventually immortalized himself---er at least his butt) . So again, I will post the pictures when John emails them to me... they're quite funny.

Now that I've told you all the highlights of my awesome camping/embarrassing rock climbing trip , I want to end with some of my dreams, and goals in life.

I have this one very attainable dream of dressing up as Bert (from Sesame Street) on Halloween, but I have yet to find an Ernie... You see, I need an Ernie because if I dress up as Bert and only Bert, then I'm just an Asian with a unibrow wearing a striped v-neck sweater over a white turtleneck.

Another dream I have is getting my Fail Blog submission posted...

If you see it posted on Fail Blog, lemme know! I totally scanned my comic book and sent it in.
lol, what an adult situation... 0_0

Good Night Blogspot

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE!

2009-03-27T02:19:00.000-07:00

Let's go see it!!!!

The trailer made me do this face: 0_0... followed by this face: T_T and then this one: X_X

I haven't gotten this excited over a trailer since... to be honest with you, the trailer for Watchmen.

So is everyone down??? I know you are, I don't even have to ask, but I did because I'm sooo tired. It's 2:23 AM! I stayed up watching Battlestar Galactica (KELLIE!!! OMG!!!!). I don't get why you guys love Helo. I think he's a frakkin' idiot! But then again, if he didn't do what he did, the show would've ended with a meh... Sharon--excuse me, Athena was soooo gonna betray her toaster roots and kill those mother fools!!! Stupid Helo...

and his rap music...

lol, Gaius on the Cylon basestar is really weird. I like how creepy the Hybrid lady is also. Best part about the Hybrid (for me so far) is when she totally objected to the Cylons leaving the sick behind... but they override her decision and make her jump and she can't help but make that sexface that she makes when she jumps. It made me laugh. I wanted a Hybrid rebellion!

Hybrid: "I will not jump! No matter how good it obviously makes me feel!

.... ehhhhhhhh--frakkk it! jump! *sexface*"

Battlestar Galactica... haha. I totally went off my main focus.

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE!

I found a test scene for the movie! (I'm guessing it's not actually IN the movie, because Max's tail in the trailer is different, and Max looks kinda different here.)

haha robots are the best...

Good Night Blogspot

X-Men The Animated Series

2009-03-20T21:54:00.000-07:00

is finally on DVD!!!!!!!

I feel like dancing!!

I really do.

lohl.

Good Night Blogspot

BLOG NUMBER 46!!!!! a poem

2009-03-19T21:34:00.000-07:00

Prepare the confetti!
it's blog number FORTY! ... (SIX!!)

In this year so far,
(My) Blogging's been below par,
But no need to worry,
I am very s(w)orry...

For being such a bad blogger.
for reals. I-- there's no excuse.

.... uhhh I'm also a bad poet
Robert Frost I am no-(e)t
Monkeys will throweth
big cream pies at my brow-eth
And in the end-- I again, am so sorry.

Tan Bananas,
You know it,
(Kaitlin Doesn't)
But who really knows it?
We're so silly in the end.
You're my friends and I give you a TEN!

... If I were an Olympic judge with score cards.

I wonder if you still read me,
My blog that's so silly.
It's okay if you don't though,
My feelings aren't sore, nope!

*tear*

I--I'm serious...
If anything, I deserve it...

Never knew I could be so emo
(I've always wanted an Emu!)
No-No, I said emO
(BAH! You're no fun yo)

(I want cake!)
You'll have none!
(why not!)
'cause you are NO ONE
(What's that mean?)
I mean NO ONE.
You're imaginary
(and super FUN!)
Maybe so... but I'm the poet here
(pfft pleaase, you're kidding there)

touche, I should stop here.
(While you're still ahead, queer)
that's enough out of you!
*punch!*
(gahh! *thud*)

...

So I've made some new posts!!!

Watchmen Post (This one will disappoint you)

My grades from my Art class last year! (also may disappoint you)

And the most disappointing of all --- my post on the Kellie Breakfast Fail months ago.

Don't hate me for not posting. Because I love you all! So much that I made a poem! did you read it??

Good Night Blogspot!

THE (disappointing) WATCHMEN POST

2009-03-03T23:46:00.000-08:00

Thank you Kellie for the detailed play by play. (Which you can see here!)
That saves me lots of time.

I do want to re-post the picture of me and Jessica Alba! Thank you Kellie!

Now I've seen her in person I have to say... ehhh. Don't see the big deal with her. She has all of her teeth for one thing. And I'm not a fan of that symmetrical face thing she's got going. ughhh* I just gave myself a little shiver. To top it off, her face didn't make me laugh at all. AT ALL! In my book she's a letter 5B at best. (Not bad, but not great... my grading system is kinda complicated and I'll save it for another blog post)

Anyway, COMIC CON IS SOON! I can't wait!!! (obviously because it isn't actually that soon...)

Good Night Blogspot!

Post Script:

I call this the disappointing Watchmen Post not because the movie disappointed me, but this post kinda sucks... In my defense, I haven't blogged in what feels like months.

RE: Kaitlin's Favorite Site

2009-02-15T21:05:00.000-08:00

For Kaitlin in response to her post.

The Wrestler

2009-02-14T13:54:00.000-08:00

Nothing is sadder than a crying Mickey Rourke.

except for maybe ...

a crying Mickey Rourke...

...in spandex tights.

This movie was awesome. It made my eyes sweat.

... I-I'm sorry, I need to get some tissues if I'm gonna finish this post.

Oh God, this part touches your heart too. Taken out of context, he looks like Clint Eastwood in that 'get off my lawn' movie, but really... this is heartwarming stuff. lol

That's real fear in Mickey Rourke's eyes. According to my sources, Darren Aronofsky would swap out the pillows Mickey Rourke was supposed to jump into, with boxes of kittens. Brilliant directing.

No kittens were actually harmed. Mickey Rourke would always land flat on his face into unprotected ground to save the kittens.

So that isn't plastic surgery on Mickey Rourke's face, that's the lives of dozens of kittens; Saved.

Reblog of Kellie's reblog:

Mickey Rourke... this adorable kitten thanks you. Your face is a small price to pay.

KTP HATES YOU:
My first reblog. Couldn’t help it. He’s too cute.

theredpanda:

kapi:

oh mah gawd.

That is a fine kitten. Round.

RE: Hamster On A Piano

2009-02-13T02:34:00.000-08:00

I must say, that I love that my only post for the last couple days has been a video post of a hamster... on a piano, eating popcorn on a piano.

Kellie:
God Robert, why are you so amused by this. That song is crap.

Thank you Kellie for being the only brutally honest friend to comment...

Your words cut me like a knife! But I cut myself in the brain... by enjoying that video so much.

helmut?

helmut indeed...

Moving on!

I....'ve got nothing more to add except that

I HATE THE PEGASUS! I HOPE ADMIRAL CAIN DIES!!!!

Postscript:

LOL!!!!!!!!! JUSTICE!!!!!

Funny Ordie

2009-02-10T23:42:00.000-08:00

When I first went onto FunnyOrDie.com, I thought it was going to be about a funny guy named 'Ordie'. Sometimes I feel really dumb. Like this video I'm about to post. I don't know why, but it made me laugh hysterically for like 10 minutes. Then I went out, ran some errands, got something to eat... and now I feel helmut for laughing at this. Please give me your thoughts.

Hamster On a Piano Eating Popcorn - watch more funny videos

I GOT AN A IN ART 201!!!!

2009-02-09T23:41:00.000-08:00

I don't know how it happened, but it did! and ... yet, I'm still on academic probation. loll

hrm... that's poop.

but I got an A IN ART 201!!!!! WOOT! WOOT!!!!

*confetti*

Photoshop is fun

2009-02-04T00:30:00.001-08:00

I grabbed this picture from Kellie's blog.

Thank You Kellie, and I'm sorry Kellie for ruining your Panther Party.

Denny's Free Breakfast + PS3 & Jennifer Park

2009-02-03T23:55:00.000-08:00

Started the day with a free breakfast, and a funny story.

Bonnie and I called Kellie multiple times, and left so many messages that my creepy girl stalker would've been impressed. No response back from Kellie until much later, and from what I heard...

Kellie was reading (Y the Last Man!), and Rey received a text message from Bonnie saying that she needed to talk to Kellie. Rey, thinking it was serious, interrupted Kellie's reading to ask her if everything was okay with Bonnie...

Here's how I imagine it went down:

Rey: (looks at text message) ... oh no. (walks to Kellie) hey... is everything alright with you and Bonnie??

Kellie: *weh*?

Kellie's iphone: WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME?~!?!?!??!?@?@!? THERE'S FREE BREAKFAST AT DENNY'S!!!!! FREEEEEE PANCAKES!!!!!

So Kellie fails, but it's all good in the hood. You can make it to the next free pancake extravaganza... OH WAIT! THIS-WAS-A-ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME-OPPORTUNITY-YOU-FAIL!

lol... so silly.

Good Night Blogspot

Post Script:

I totally forgot. "PS3 & Jennifer Park."

Good Night Blogspot

Heroes Postscript

2009-02-02T22:09:00.000-08:00

It was okay. Once again, the beginning of this new season is starting off with a lot of good potential.

They should never've gotten into Time Travel. Time Travel writing is too difficult.

From the looks of it, they're keeping things simple. I spotted Jeph Loeb's name on the opening credits, but he isn't listed on the imdb. =/

There were a few 'oh snap' moments, but I was watching nervously the whole episode. Not because it was particularly exciting, but because I was nervous that the episode was going to blow and I would have to retire my loyalty to the show. The episode sets up for a lot of good story line possibilities... but the fear is that they won't deliver. From the looks of it, they're being safer with the build up. Not as ambitious.

Good potential. I really hope they don't slap the faces of their few remaining fans.

HEROES IS BACK!

2009-02-02T19:28:00.000-08:00

yatta!

Dear Masi Oka,

You're number 1 on my list of people I need to find at Comic Con '09. ... So you better watch your back 0_0.

Love, robot

So I looked up some information on these new episodes, and it looks like Jeph Loeb has indeed been pulled off of the Production credits. I wonder if that'll be the factor that redeems the show.

An interesting new name is on the list of producers. Mark Verheiden, who is a producer and writer for...

Battlestar Galactica

which I've been loving! (Thank you Kellie!)

So TONIGHT! Heroes! I'm either gonna hate it or love it

...or think it's okay.

I want so badly for Heroes to be good.

lol... sigh.

Good Night Blogspot

Starbuck Month + The Super Bowl

2009-02-01T22:37:00.000-08:00

So the month of February is Starbuck month on my Battlestar Galactica Calendar...

Thank you Kellie for lending me the 1st Season!
I finished it... and OMG. I think I'm gonna text you right now...

so yeah... the only proper response is what the frak.

T_T

lol. I have to say, that i heart Kara Thrace. Definitely my favorite character.
February's gonna be a good month...

to look at...

...on my calendar.

I feel very dorky right now! But I watched some sports today... so it evens out. *grunt

I loved the commercials this year. Last year's Super Bowl had some weak commercials, but this year was awesome.

Jack got hit by a bus...

KOREA PRIDE!!! hahaha!

and Nannerpus!!! (Who wants to go with me on Tuesday to get some free breakfast??)

sigh... Good day today.

Good Night Blogspot!

Thank You! ....stupid

2009-01-29T11:47:00.000-08:00

Those were the words said to me by the strangest man who ever returned something...

For starters, he had a Borders receipt from New York that didn't have the return policy printed on the back... so he thought that since the policy didn't state anything, that anything goes.

How does that sound right to anyone? lol.

Since it doesn't say that I don't get a hundred dollars with every return, I get a hundred dollars! don't you understand??? (He didn't say this, but this was his train of thought)

His logic was very flawed...

To be fair... maybe he's never returned anything in his life. Even if that were true, credit doesn't equal cash.

He also told us that his credit card account was closed, so he needed cash. lol, That makes it a lot better.

"I'm sorry you don't understand our policy sir..."
"I'm sorry YOU don't understand your policy"
"(...what the heck, are you five?) uhhh, okay?"
"I'm not saying you don't understand your policy. But maybe you don't"
"(HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What???) that's fine."

Sometimes I wonder if our customers are real people, or actors from a hidden camera show.

This whole situation made Kellie and I laugh. The man was trying to be a lawyer or something. He kept thinking that he found a loophole where there weren't any. He insisted that the original form of payment... = money. Credit = money... therefore we should give money back in any form! huh???

On top of that, he got pissed at me for tearing up his original receipt. If he were Liz's friend who is saving every single receipt he gets, that would be okay, but I doubt he's attempting what Liz's friend is attempting. So he left in a huff, and in the end, in his last efforts to retain his dignity, he stormed out and called me stupid. lol.

David: You should've yelled out 'Oh yeah? Gaylord!"
Kellie: or 'nooo, you're stupid!'

Next time...

for sure.

Back From The Whale's Vagina

2009-01-26T18:45:00.000-08:00

"San Diago... "

Greetings From San Diego

2009-01-24T20:23:00.000-08:00

So I randomly decided to drive down to San Diego...

...that's all for now.

see you later Blogspot.

Happy Birthday Jen-O!

2009-01-22T21:29:00.000-08:00

Today is my friend Jen-O's birthday.
Happy Birthday Jen-O!

Retiring my old Header

2009-01-18T17:23:00.001-08:00

Time to bring in the new Robot of 2009!

goodbye old Robot of 2008...

You will be missed...

Fargo and Barack Obama

2009-01-15T21:49:00.000-08:00

I watched Fargo for the first time today. GASP!

I like it when people gasp at you for never seeing a certain movie.

GASP! You haven't seen that movie?

I think everyone knows what I'm talking about. I've gasped at people too. We all do it, and we're all victims of it.

GASP! You haven't seen Star Wars??? (Jennifer Park tsk tsk...)

So I finally watched Fargo... and it was okay.

lol. You know what else I love? I love disappointing the people who gasp at me.

GASP! You haven't seen Fargo??? It's the Coen Brother's best movie!

(The next day) I finally saw Fargo... It was okay...

OKAY??? JUST OKAY??? Your opinion is no longer valid to me for it is not the same as MINE!
(This is of course a dramatization, but sometimes ... it sadly isn't)

(lohl = my mind's response)

Honestly... it was a good movie with no replay value for me. Maybe many years from now, I'll feel like watching it... but that's many years from now.

I think The Big Lebowski is my favorite Coen Brothers movie.
I ordered a White Russian when I was in Vegas just because of that movie. Also, Jeff Bridges is someone I'd like to party with.

Anyway, that's enough on Fargo and mooovie talk.

How are you today? Depending on how you are, I may bake you a cookie. Do I know how to bake cookies? No. But I will bake you one! I won't lie and say that I bake the best cookies for I am not a fraud!

Speaking of frauds... Continental Comics, apparently charged 40 bucks for the Obama Variant of Spiderman #583.

40 BUCKS! I was looking through their one dollar comics, and I overheard the words: "...Obama... Spiderman... sold out!.... 40 bucks"

Just to make sure that I didn't mishear... I asked him: "Are you guys talking about the Obama Variant that came out?"

"yeah."

"Did you just say that it was 40 dollars?"
"yep. And people still bought it and we sold out... There's a sucker born every minute"

That kinda thing ... just creeps me out. How can people live after doing something like that? If I ever made money or gained success through the misfortune or the backstabbing of others, I would not be me, I would be an evil moustached villain with a top hat. bwahaha!

But that's just the world.

David explained how they could make it legit, but that doesn't make it much better. Collector's Paradise was apparently selling it for $14.99. That's reasonable (I guess) for a collectors item as cheesy as that one apparently was... but 40 DOLLARS??? I hope a derelict, bearded man takes a dump in their store and gives them all hepatitis. For which they will have to pay 40 dollars to get treated...

Barack Obama will save our economy by printing his face on everything.

Good Night Blogspot.

Good Day

2009-01-14T22:41:00.000-08:00

I had a good day today. I expect the remainder of the week to go downhill from this point on. lol That's what I would say if I were a negative person. But that just isn't me! =]]]

Thank you BonniE for the WALL-E~!!!

So as far as updates go... Things I didn't post and I will now just bulletpoint:

Turning 21 and making my first alcoholic beverage purchase: A 6 pack of Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale.
21st Birthday in Vegas at the Venetian with Ray, Davis, Peter, and Eddy...

highlights of Vegas...

The only one I can think of was the morning we had to check out.

Let me skip to ME at the End of this story:
"SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU GUYS! AGHHH!!! SON OF A BITCH!"

The Beginning:
So we woke up at around 10AM and wanted to sleep in a little more, so the guys had me call the desk for a later check out. I picked up the phone, and couldn't hear anything... so I pressed Line 1, and I heard a dial tone, but it was on speaker. This frustrated me because I didn't want it on speakerphone. So I tried hanging up by putting the handset back, and it did nothing.

It was as if it were a mere piece of plastic shaped like a phone... there just for decoration... mocking me. I then noticed that the handset was not connected to the actual phone. But the handset didn't have any buttons on it... If it were wireless, it'd have buttons! There was no cord. There was nothing. I decided to try the phone in the bathroom. Why there would be a phone right next to the toilet is beyond me, but anyway.

I go to the bathroom, and again; the handset isn't connected to the phone. When I pick it up, I hear nothing, and again it does the speakerphone thing! So I'm still a little gone mentally and I go back to the phone next to the bed. My friends are asking me why such a simple task is taking me so long. The frustration is growing within me. I pick up the phone again, and say screw it.
Speakerphone is fine. Let's just get this done.

I press Line 1...

I hear a dial tone....

...I press a button that says Front Desk. That sounds about right...

It rings...

"Hello Mr. Ahn, How can I help you today?"

I think to myself: Cool, they like... know my name...
After last night I'm really out of it so I speak REALLY loud into the phone for some stupid reason that makes sense only to my cracked out tired mind.

"HELLO! I WAS WONDERING IF WE CAN GET AN EXTENSION---"

Ray: "Dude, don't say that, they'll charge us more! Ask for a late check out!"

"LATE CHECK OUT! HELLO?"

Woman at the Front Desk: "Hello? Mr. Ahn? Can you hear me?"

"HELLO! CAN YOU HEAR ME? dude, this phone is retarded!"

W.a.t.F.D.: I think my headset is broken, I'm going to call you back.

"Oh My GOD!"

Eddy: Dude... what's going on?

We get a call back....

"IT'S SPEAKERPHONE AGAIN! HELLO???"

W.a.t.F.D.: Hello? Can you hear me?

Everyone but me: yeah.

Me: "NO!!! SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU GUYS!!!!! AGHHH! SON OF A BITCH!!!"

W.a.t.F.D.: ...I can hear you Mr. Ahn.

Truly one of my dumbest moments.
It's good to be 21.

Back to the bulletpoints!

Christmas with relatives I haven't seen in like 10 years.
Relatives introducing themselves to me because they don't recognize me. To be fair, they haven't seen me in like 10 years, but it was still pretty funny. "We thought you were just some random asian guy!"
New Years Kickball!
My New Years Resolution! I need to not laugh at people getting hurt. If I ever have a kid... I'm screwed. Kids fall down and hurt themselves all the time. If in the future you see me crying after my kid falls and totally eats it. No wait, I said that wrong. In the future, after my kid falls and totally eats it, I'll be holding back my laughter and crying from the pain of not being able to laugh. God help me...
LISTS!!!!

So I saw that Kellie had a list of highlights of 2008. I thought I'd steal her idea kinda...

Movies of 2009!

....

.....pbbbbbbttthhhhhhb!

I haven't seen any new movies that were released in 2009....

I saw The Machinist? on dvd... It was okay....

Music of 2009!

SNL Digital Short: Orchestral Doogie Howser, M.D. - watch more funny videos

for Liz =]

BEST TIMES OF 2009!

Sharon Panis = Best customer name of 2009
Japanese Photobooth day with Sandra and Kellie
Today. January 14th. Why? ....

I'll post about today-- later. I'm the worst.
oy, It's really been a month... -_- but I is tired.

Much thanks to Kellie and Bonnie.
and many apologies to Kellie and Bonnie.
lohl.
Good Night Blogspot

First Post of the New Year!

2009-01-08T22:46:00.000-08:00

... done on January 8th.

nice.

And may I begin by saying, my GOD! I have not posted since December WHAT??

Postscript January 14th:
lohl.
I had SO much to post, but I didn't wanna make a super long post.
So instead, I posted nothing
and that makes me laugh.

The Interesting Days Post

2008-12-14T20:41:00.000-08:00

WARNING: THIS IS A LONG POST, BUT IT'S MODERATELY ENTERTAINING.
I PROMISE.

I've had some interesting days and haven't posted about them on account of me being a terrible blogger. Hmmm how should I organize this? Bullet points? Bullet points.

So a few days ago, I was late to work (I'M SO SORRY LIZ!!!!) and as I was rushing out, I noticed that I had parked my car near the sprinklers. I stood there for a second and watched my car getting hit with water... and I thought to myself: "There's no way around it... I'm gonna get wet." So I ran as fast as I could to the driver's side door, opening it as quickly as possible, getting hit with water, and getting water on the inside of the car as well. As soon as I shut the door, the sound of water hitting the window stopped and the hiss of the sprinklers hissed no more. I laughed hysterically all the way to work.

On that same day, I went to go work out with my good friend James the Cop, and it was fun as always. Afterwards, I was starving and I was short on the cash so I thought I'd stop by Wendy's to go enjoy their awesome value menu. I got the works. 5 dollars worth of the works... And like a crazy hobo I started singing to myself all the way back home. I'll paraphrase what it was like: "oooohhhh, that smells awesome! Chicken Nuggets in my stomach! Worked out today, so it's okay! French Fries, Hamburger! Dave Thomas I love you! Wendy's, you're my new favorite fast food!" Ten Minutes Later "DAVE THOMAS YOU BETRAYED ME!!! I TAKE BACK THE NICE THINGS I SAID ABOUT YOU!" So basically, they forgot to bag a few things... like my hamburger. I called them back with the number on my receipt and they told me that they were chasing my car trying to get me to come back. I'm embarrassed to say... that I was probably singing, so I didn't notice. They took my name and told me that I could come back anytime to get my junior bacon cheese burger free of charge. lohl.

On a positive note, Liz told me that I was goin' to Vegas for sure and I did a little dance. Happy Birthday to ME! And THANK YOU LIZ!!!! SMILEY FACE! =]

On Friday, I was giving Liz a ride home and I got a text from Kellie, so I read it aloud:
I don't know if you spoke to Bonnie, but I don't think that this Phil Noto thing is really for me. After further inspection, it's just pretty much a cock
This is where Liz and I looked at each other with confused looks. What's "a cock"? Is that like some 1940s slang that we don't know about? bzzzzt ooo another text from Kellie:
tail party where sketchbooks are frowned upon.
lol! cock-TAIL party! It all makes sense now! And with that, a new catch phrase was born ("...it's just pretty much a cock"--to be used to describe something lame), and Kellie learned that my phone has a limit to how many characters it can receive.

Bonnie's Movie Night, which I came super late to, was a lot of fun. We watched the credits to The Dark Knight and spotted one particularly unfortunate name... lemme see if I can find it for you...After seeing the name, we discussed how sad it must've been for Mr. Gooch to grow up with a name like... Gooch, and then we started making up fun stories about his life! Kellie thought that it could've been played off as a nickname. But I then re-enacted her thought: "yeah... they call me The Gooch... *wink*" and with that, it suddenly became this really creepy idea, and 'The Gooch' became my nickname for the night. lol, I found another funny name while I was combing the credits for Alan Gooch...hahaha... "They call me The Gooch... *wink* and this is my good friend, The Krochman (Pronounced Crotch Man)"

I think I'll end this post with that last bullet point. The Gooch and The Krochman... what a team. They should make a comic book together. =]

Good Night Blogspot.

POWER RANGERS POST

2008-12-06T22:56:00.000-08:00

I was cleaning my room today and finding my old action figures from the 90s...

And I suddenly felt like watching The Power Rangers Movie. It's totally on sale at Target for like 5 bucks. I think I'll go buy it tomorrow... or find it online. lohl... Power Rangers

Anyone wanna play Power Rangers? I know we're reviving kickball and everything, but we should totally revive playing The Power Rangers! We could get helmets and be legit!

I mean... what could be more fun than running around a field wearing helmets and screaming karate-- helmut? hahaha... I just realized how retarded this idea is.

Running around a field wearing helmets and screaming. ah Jesus... that would literally be a retarded idea of fun (ouch! I totally offended someone and I felt it).

I think I'll just stick to watching the movie...

...while wearing a helmet.

Anyway, I must go finish my Art Projects and stuff. I'll leave you with this gem I found on youtube. Anyone who watched the Power Rangers will appreciate this one...

"Bulk and Skull cry Wolf". (hahahaha! I love Trini's face in this [Trini = the Asian] because she's totally thinking: "crazy ass white people... ugh... this would never happen in China"

lol

I should rename this post and title it the Incredibly Offensive Power Rangers Post... )

Good Night Blogspot.

It Feels Very Christmas-y Lately

2008-12-04T22:49:00.000-08:00

...at least to me it does.

I've had lots of reasons to smile big for the last few weeks.

Finding Deadpool comics in my box from Kellie was a big one (THANK YOU AGAIN KELLIE! I LOVE THEM!!!). Her note on my Venture Brothers dvds made me smile too (I'm glad you liked the show!!! I can't wait to reference the show now... and have you understand me!!! ...!!!!!!).

And today Terin made me smile, which he's been doing a lot lately because--if you guys didn't know already-- he's a funny guy! His humor wasn't what made me smile today though...

Terin:
I brought you a surprise. It's on my desk. It's not a big deal though
Me:
Oh, I'll make it a big deal no matter what it is. I'm excited!
Terin:
I think you'll like it.
*beep boop beep---b-beep! chk chk*
(that's our office door opening for people who don't know)
Terin:
(grabs the box from his desk)
I brought you some of my old underwear.
Me:
Oh my God...
I'm not sure I wanna make a big deal out of this anymore.
Terin:
I'm kidding. Here.

And I opened the box to find... all of his text books from his class on comic books that he took at CSUN. It was SO random, but it made me smile because we would talk about that class, and he would tell me about how ridiculous it was and how he thought I would like it. I'm really looking forward to reading these books after I finish the Deadpool comics. There's this one on the history of Batman that has some cool pictures in it. And... as Liz told me today, I have a goofy grin on my face. To me it's just my regular grin, but Liz was laughing when she saw me today and when I asked her why, she said it was my 'goofy grin'. =] I like that my happiness is contageous. Contageous to Liz at least.

Another thing that made me smile this week was of course THE IRON GIANT! I'm still recovering from how cool this movie is (I use the present tense because it's still a cool movie to me, and probably always will be!). It's aged so well! It was made in 1999, but if it was released now as a new movie... my head would still explode. I guess I'm trying to say that this movie made my head explode when I saw it a few days ago. I'm hyping it up a lot for people who haven't seen it, but I don't care-I wanna see it again!

So far I've gone into the happy times I've been having as of late, but not so much the actual Christmas-y times as my blog title dictates. I guess the best way to describe my sense of Christmas-ness in the air is... with a question mark. I really don't know. I just feel like it's Christmas this year. The music, the colors, just in general, I'm feeling it...

I was reading Bonnie's blog today, and "All I Want For Christmas" by Mariah Carey started playing. I normally turn off blog/myspace music because I'll have my iTunes up, but I stopped my Asian Banjo Music and listened to Bonnie's Christmas music for a while and left it on while I read some comic books. The funny thing about Christmas music is that I love it... but only during this time of year. It's the same with turkey for me. I only really eat turkey once a year (I don't count deli turkey as TURKEY turkey), and it's one of my favorite foods. Maybe it's the fact that I enjoy these things for a short time out of the year, which makes them that much better to me. Anyway, Mariah Carey can sing yo.

Speaking of Mariah Carey... Watch this video all the way through. TRUST me. When it gets to 2:45 and the song picks up..OMG. Just watch it and laugh. It's something fun from Korea.

Good Night Blogspot.

POSTSCRIPT!
I... am so glad I found this...
I don't expect you to understand... but please try.
LOLLLL I feel embarrassed for this guy...
but he makes me laugh too much to care.

Ronnica was right Jennifer Park.

Iron Giant Post!

2008-12-04T00:09:00.000-08:00

There's not much to post about this movie other than the fact that I loved it!
I mean... I always love Robot movies, but this Robot had a dent in his head, just like I do! AND he was voiced by Vin Diesel, just like I am! ...I'm just happy right now. And when I'm happy, I feel a little crazy. Who wants to watch the Iron Giant again with me???

lohl. Good Night Blogspot.

Response to Kellie's December 1st Blog

2008-12-01T21:45:00.000-08:00

So I thought I'd play Kellie's iTunes game; the rules of which can be seen here. I pray that no embarrassing guilty pleasure music comes up during this shuffle of fate... but here goes:

Opening Credits: Happiness Is A Warm Gun - The Beatles (... My life soundtrack is off to a weird start)
Waking Up: Hey - The Pixies ("Hey! Must be a devil between us, or whores in my head, whores at my door, whores in my bed" ... I like that my waking up music has whores in it)
First Day At School: Live A Little - Gym Class Heroes (Guilty pleasure, but really... it's a catchy ass song. Don't you judge me! 0_0)
Falling In Love: Wake Up - Rage Against The Machine (lol... the songs were matching up somewhat up until this point. I guess I'll be falling in love with someone who really likes The Matrix movies? For real though, this song is tight, for sheezy)
Fight Song: I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys (oh dear Lord... "bang buhbuh bang go--- I bet that you look good on the dancefloor" My fight scene sounds like it's gonna be pretty gay. I hope we're break dance fighting... not that that would be much better.)
Breaking Up: Lockdown - Fugazi (lolll, I love Fugazi, but the dude sounds drunk as hell all the time. Very appropriate for a break up song I suppose. Well played iTunes shuffle... well played.)
Prom: Bad Mouth - Fugazi (I hate it when my shuffle does this. And after I said "Well Played iTunes shuffle" I get Fugazi again, so looks like I'm gonna have some slurred speech and conflict at my prom. Kinda accurate...)
Life: Little Busters (Reply) - The Pillows (aww... I love The Pillows! And this version of Little Busters is very cloudy and psychedelic. Don't know what that says about my Life theme)
Mental Breakdown: Strike A Blow - Street Dogs (Once again, the song doesn't quite fit the category, but I love the Street Dogs. The lead singer gave me a free poster at one of their shows, and I took it into the pit while they were playing... and let's just say that it was one of the best ideas I ever had. The poster got destroyed, and after the show, they gave me another one. I now have both posters on my wall. They're neat.)
Driving: Mine's Not A High Horse - The Shins (I like driving to The Shins. Don't know what else to put here.)
Flashback: Fame - David Bowie (I have funky guitar bowchikka-wows in my Flashback. lol, nice.)
Getting back together: Equally Damaged - Blonde Redhead (40 second track that begins with sad woodwind instrumentals... and ends with a spasm of high pitched noises... Getting back together is always a little awkward I suppose)
Wedding: Royally Fucked - Mindless Self Indulgence ("one, two, one, two, Fall on my knees! I will never be young! I will never be loved... so I am royally fucked!" lol, maybe I marry that French woman Jacqueline, Kellie.
Birth of Child: Take It Off (Dim The Lights) - Pharrell Williams (The birth of my child... sounds disturbingly sexy. Omg... if you can find this song on youtube or something... during a pregnancy, this song would be SO inappropriate.)
Final Battle: Hello Goodbye - The Beatles (The Beatles again, with a very upbeat final battle song. I hope the next one isn't upbeat... )
Death Scene: Stash - Phish (My favorite song by Phish... *shrugs* I'd be cool with dying to this)
Funeral Song: I Invented The Night - Electric Six (lol, my Funeral song is gonna be groovy.)
End Credits: Kenny's Dead - Master P (A song from the 'Chef Aid' South Park soundtrack... Is this my movie soundtrack or Kenny's? iTunes shuffle... you're fired from my movie)

=] So that was fun.

I gotta go now, but I'll be back soon! Good Bye For Now Blogspot!

Postscript: I just finished watching The Iron Giant... and shame on me for not watching it until now. That movie was amazing! Vin Diesel's best movie for sure. I don't feel like drawing anything right now (normally I would...), but I'll steal something off of deviantart...

Thanksgiving Leftovers

2008-11-29T00:14:00.001-08:00

I don't know when I'll grow tired of eating turkey leftovers, but it isn't going to be any time soon... because I am poor.

So Black Friday wasn't too bad. I did some shopping for m' self as well. And as always, shopping for myself = shopping for useless things. I stopped by the Golden Apple in Hollywood and met Gerard Way (of My Chemical Romance/writer of The Umbrella Academy). I gave him my yearbook to sign and some issues of The Umbrella Academy. He drew some horns and a mustache on my old Chemistry teacher's face. It was excellent. I was never a HUGE fan of his music, but I have to admit, that he was super nice and very easy to talk to.
Also very pale.

Girl in line behind us: OMYGOD HE'S SO PALE IN PERSON!
Me: (... in person?)

Overall it was an interesting day.

Came to work on time (woot woot)
Ran into the ex (awkward...)
Drove to LA to shop for some comics (Uncanny X-men #216 = wrong Kellie! I totally should've made a bet with you with some metaphorical cash like I was going to. Buuuuut you don't gamble.)
Shook the hand of the lead singer of My Chemical Romance and he signed My Chemistry Teacher's face. (HA! It's funny because--HAAA!!HAHAHAAAA.. ooohhh.....)
Sim sim Salabim? (this did not happen today.)
Response to Kaitlin's Magic blogpost:

Sports Night = New favorite show. (Thank You David)
I want someone to sing Mars, The Bringer of War with me!:

And Lastly... Bill Shatner is the lohl. (Thank You Kellie)

Good Night Blogspot.

Black Friday Post 2008

2008-11-28T00:41:00.000-08:00

So I enjoyed lots of turkey, family, etc today...
and right now... it is no longer Thanksgiving!
My goodness-- let me do something real quick...

So I just renamed this post from The Thanksgiving Post to what you see now... and yes!
BLACK FRIDAY IS FINALLY HERE WITH A ... not quite a bang... maybe a poot?

I browsed through some of the electronics deals for this year's Black Friday, and I have to say... that my jaw stayed attached to my skull. I have a few friends who are, as I am typing this, camping out in front of a Target somewhere to get an HD TV...

Peter, Godspeed.

But I'm not too pumped about this year's Black Friday =/. It's my first Black Friday with a car and I feel kinda gypped. I totally had to re-type 'gypped' to get rid of the red squiggly line. Now I know for sure that it is spelled with a g... This is good to know...

ehem... SO!--

My good friend Davis who apparently started reading my blog a few days ago (FINALLY, YOU BASTARD... who didn't know about my blog until a few days ago... I'm sorry for yelling at you... I didn't mean it) is leaving for Arizona tonight. You're probably driving there right now Davis! What a crazy thought. Don't know what else to post about your leaving, other than I'm totally gonna miss you a lot. No more one hour donuts or random days.... MAYBE. Like I told you, I'm totally making plans to drive over there with a gang of people. It's happening yo. Not anytime soon, but it's happening. We'll let you get settled in first. I'll be looking for the pictures of your new living situation in your facebook. sushi robot (lohl). Moving on! =]

I am working on this wonderful Black Friday... at NINE O' CLOCK for sure! I've set my alarm, my stomach feels... okay-ish, and I'm definitely good to work! So I have that to look forward to. Honest to God, there was no sarcasm in that sentence. I really am looking forward to working again. I feel like I haven't worked in ages. So with that being said, I am off! I will return to post more, but for now:

GOODBYE DAVIS!
SAY HI TO ARIZONA FOR ME

and Good Night Blogspot.

Postscript: I am thankful for these guys.

God Damn You Colonel Sanders!

2008-11-26T00:37:00.000-08:00

So I had KFC for dinner last night and I paid dearly for it.

It's funny to think about now, but I was actually lying in bed, in pain, thinking: "God damn you Colonel Sanders! I hope you're in HELL right now!" with a serious hate for the man who created this chicken that got me sick. And yes, I got sick from eating the Colonel's original recipe for POISON!

So after a few failed attempts at sleeping the pain off (I kept waking up because it felt like there was a chicken made of grenade shrapnel in my stomach) I threw up twice.

I'll never know what it was like for you Kellie when you threw up all those times and still felt like crap. I like to think that this was pretty close... but I don't even know.
And you don't even know. (lohl)

I also felt really bad because I had to miss work, and I didn't want to disappoint Liz. I'll make it up to her somehow.

As I told Preston later that morning, I couldn't go to sleep because of the pain. At 5 AM I was still awake and feeling like I was going to die (dramatic yes, but I was delirious. I kept telling myself how funny it would be to die from eating fried chicken. Can you imagine? How did Robert die? ... He ate some chicken? =/ aww that's a shame. He never finished that poo story he was writing). So where was I? ... that bit in the parenthesis ran a little long.

So at 5 AM I was still not asleep and my brother was leaving the house to go to Volleyball practice (Which he does almost every day at 5 AM). Now I don't remember when I finally fell asleep, but I did... for less than 3 hours. I woke up... it was 8 AM and the first thing I did was call Borders. I wanted Liz to pick up, but Preston answered and I told him what was up, and I think I told him that I got poisoned by Colonel Sanders. I was still very delirious. It's funny because I remember his concern and he asked me which KFC I went to.

And now it's 1:08AM on the 26th of November. I still feel sharp pains in my lower abdomen. I think it's my appendix. My parents wanted me to go to a doctor, but I kinda don't want to see a doctor ever again.

I totally called it Bonnie! I told you I was going to have my worst day that Monday. It started with me showing up an HOUR late to work with an embarrassing excuse (Didn't check my schedule until it was too late to realize that I was supposed to be in at 8...), I also realized on my drive to work that I missed my credit card payment deadline by 2 days! Work wasn't too bad, but I did miss the first hour and 20 minutes... sigh. I told myself and Liz NEVER AGAIN! But what happened that night? I got sick... Before getting sick, I had a terrible time in art class. I apparently bought the wrong colored pencils and my lobster drawing was incomplete. I didn't eat anything all day so after class, I stopped by the KFC near my house and bleh....

In conclusion, my worst day... wasn't THAT bad. I hate missing work, I hate disappointing people, I hate feeling sick, but I also feel ashamed when I complain about how bad things are going. In the end, we're all so lucky to live the lives we live. Wouldn't you agree?

I'm finally able to walk without looking like an old man (woot woot). I'll be able to work on Black Friday. Thanksgiving is coming up, and I'll be able to eat some delicious food that won't get me sick. God Damn you Colonel Sanders! And... Good Night blogspot! =]

I think I'll end with this picture I drew when I was feeling a little better.

Note: I didn't actually have diarrhea, but diarrhea is a much funnier punchline, yeah?

Disappointing Post

2008-11-21T00:08:00.000-08:00

So much to post...
Let's start with the most recent stuff and move backwards...

Deadpool has become my favorite comic book character.

A few of my favorite artists are apparently douchebags (*shrug*)

There was another fire. (Scary... especially for my grandma)

Kickball = Fun! (The Harry-Potter-Mountain-Goats are goin' all the way this year!)

I voted for the first time and felt very patriotic, wore a shirt with red white & blue, and I got a free cupcake!
I decided to call this the Disappointing Post because I will not go into detail on anything listed above. At least not right now... for it is late and I must work in the morning... . I decided that I really should start blogging more. =[ My scanner is broken. So none of my artwork done on actual paper is going to be posted. poo poo. doody ca ca--

Good Night Blogspot.

SICK POST

2008-10-27T20:06:00.000-07:00

I'm "poorly" (as Alix would say...), and so far, this has been an eventful, sick week!

Cousin and I made plans to go to Disneyland on Friday after work with Kellie and Bonnie! =[ Kaitlin was M.I.A. On Friday morning, I woke up with the sickness! dun dun dunn.... but decided that I wouldn't bail on going to the happiest place on earth just because I had a bit of the sniffles.

So I was looking forward to Disneyland all that week, woke up that friday with a: "NOOO!!! I'M SICK!!!", then realized I didn't give a poop. I wanted Dole-Whip!

I had a fever... and the only prescription--
was delicious frozen pineapple treats and staying up until 3AM.

... I would later discover that prescription to be a bad idea. My cold got worse the next day.
Bearable, but worse.

To sum up Disneyland on Friday:
Tan Bananas-Do you need help walking to your car?? 0_0-inward queef-*incoherent grunt*

Moving on to Saturday... Queen Mary Day!
Another day I was very much looking forward to. Thank you Eddy for planning it.

I didn't get as much sleep as I would've liked (Disneylannddd!!!), but I didn't feel too tired. During my lunch break, I got my car washed at Cruisers and had a bear claw with some orange juice while I waited. I called up Jen-O, who I haven't talked to in forever! She was busy with midterms, but it was fun to bother her.

After work, it was time for the Queen Mary! We all met up at Eddy's (Eddy, Mary, Davis, Peter, Daniel, Irene, Ray, Eunice, Hana, and Myself) and then car pooled over to Long Beach. The final conclusion on the Queen Mary Mazes: Next year we can totally save money and just have Davis and Peter jump out from dark corners and it'd be the same thing.
Overall, the night was a lot of fun. I tested out my "dance" at the Queen Mary, and the girls went crazy for it. They literally screamed... and ran away. lol, it was a lot of fun. The girl's didn't actually run away.

Irene: "it was funny... they like accepted you and danced with you"

Eddy, I'm telling you right now... My dance is gonna take off and spread to all the clubs. Just you wait and see!

Highlight of the night (for me): Hana running into a wall. HAHA! I'm such a crappy date. Thank you Hana for bailing on your school work to go with us. I'll make it up to you some day.

So after the Queen Mary shenanigans, we all decided to eat at "Hodori". It was... okay for a Korean restaurant, pretty awesome for a 24 hour one. I was starving. The only food I had was a bear claw, a Madeleine cookie, and the most hilarious churro I've ever had (it tasted like straight up garbage).

After enjoying some assorted vegetables and meats in a stone pot, we dropped off the very tired Hana, and then Karaoke-ed. This did not help my throat or my sickness at all. I'm starting to like my ugly sickness voice, but ugh. Karaoke, was... *scratches head* I don't remember much of it. I sang a Michael Buble song?

Oh dear Lord! It is getting late... I should really wrap this up. This post has been very... detailed? I usually don't pack in so much information. Perhaps it's the sickness. I feel like I'm going to die, so I need to let people know my story... hahahaha... I'm so gross right now.

I think I'll close with this video that Mikey sent me. It reminded me that I have a lot of homework to do for this election coming up. I haven't opened up any of the material they sent me. I should really get on that.

Good Night Blogspot!

LOL Post!

2008-10-18T00:47:00.000-07:00

This is going to be a very lazy post...
of videos that make me laugh.

"gahh, I tripped!"

I have a picture of this on my phone. It was my background for one month.

If you've seen Hook. This = bangarang

From the same guy who did the first video... well done, no?
If you said no then... I shrug at you and do this face? =/

Diarrhea!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

I used to play this game. We called it crossfire!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

this one is kinda long, but just watch it. If you haven't seen Teen Wolf before,
go rent Teen Wolf, and then watch this video.

This has been a lazy post, yeah?

Good Night Blogspot!

Fire!!!

2008-10-17T22:46:00.001-07:00

The fire was really close to my house and I had to evacuate.

Here's an approximate breakdown of what happened:

9:00 AM
I woke up, brushed my teeth, and had a bowl of cereal while I read some comics.

11:00 AM
Watched some SuperJail! and ate another bowl of cereal.

1:00 PM
Decided to take a shower and not be a hobo.

2:00 PM
Finally got ready to take that shower.
2:05 PM
In the shower

2:10 PM
Smell smoke and see ash coming out of the window in the bathroom while in the shower.

2:11 PM
"GRANDMA!!! THERE'S A FIRE! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!"

2:12 PM
"Oh my god... look at all that smoke!
GRANDMA!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING???"

Grandma: "..we should pack some clothes"

"Forget the clothes! we need to get out of here! Maybe take some pictures!
(I stub my toe on a luggage bag she put in the middle of the hallway.
I continue to kick the luggage bag out of my way.)
Grandma!"

2:15 PM I get a call from my mom.
Mom: Robert... did you hear anything about a fire?
Me: I can see it from here and the smoke is really bad.
Mom: Grandma must be so scared...
Me: She won't stop packing your clothes!

2:30 PM
My parents arrive. I've packed all the pictures and irreplaceable items in my car.
My grandma's packed a gang of clothes that take up half of my backseat.
My parents grab some important papers that I missed and get ready to leave.
The wind blows more smoke and ash towards my street
and it's almost impossible to see anything.

2:35 PM
As I'm driving out, I see my neighbor smoking a cigarette in his driveway.
I should've taken a picture.
I receive a few text messages and calls from friends (Daniel Choe!) who heard about the fires
and knew that I lived nearby.
I feel very loved.

2:40 PM
I stop by Borders to drop off Cousin Jason's phone that he left in my car two days prior.
I smell like smoke. Preston smells my jacket and makes a face.

2:50 PM
I meet up with the rest of my family who're at Denny's.
We have pancakes.

2:30 PM
I get a call from Kellie and she tells me that she and Liz were worried about me.
I feel loved again.

2:35 PM
James Whang calls me and tells me about how he couldn't go into work because he had to be a good grandson and not leave his 80 year old grandma in her home by herself while there was a fire burning only a few miles away.
I laugh at the thought of my friend carrying his 80 year old grandma out of a burning house.
I knock on wood.

2:45 PM
I drive all the way to El Camino High to drop off my art project...
It takes me one hour.
Class is canceled.

3:45 PM
I realize that Heroes Night would have to be canceled that night as well.
I drive back to James's house to watch the news and some sports.

7:00 PM
James and I 're hungry so we decide to go eat some all you can eat sushi.
It's delicious and the restaurant is empty (probably due to the fires)
The sushi chefs are drunk and bored so we get some awesome service,
and some awkward conversations.

8:45 PM
I decide to drive back home.
I hear that there's a secret route back into my community that isn't blocked off.
I call all my Heroes Party people and tell them that it's back on.

9:00 PM
They arrive at my gate and find out that they aren't letting guests in at this time.

9:10 PM
We regroup at the 711 and I try a Pineapple Monster for the first time.
It's amazing.

9:30 PM
I get back home, decide to catch Heroes online, and try to go to bed.

11:00 PM
With the sirens and helicopters going around outside, I can't really sleep.
I tidy up my room a bit. It's a complete mess.

11:30 PM
My dad is still awake, watching the news.
He doesn't go to bed. He stays awake and goes outside every once in a while to see how bad the fires are behind our house.

12ish
I'm knocked out with all my clothes on in my room. And the fires have pretty much passed.

And that's about it...

Disneyland Post!

2008-10-10T23:15:00.000-07:00

DISNEYLAND!!!!
Let' s just say... that I can't wait to go again!
I didn't take any pictures, but Kellie did and you can see them here

And I have to agree with Kellie. Kaitlin did a great job summing it up. gg. xoxo gg.

Some of my favorite quotes from the night:

"It's a chicken that tastes like ham!"
- little girl talking about her $7 turkey leg

"ahhh! a SPOT! unacceptable!! (points at the spot)"
- Kellie, on Soarin' Over California

"DOLE-whip!"
- Everybody

"Dinneylannn!"
- Kaitlyn

"Disneyland!!!"
- Everybody

"Clive Owen with a nose hair..."
- Kellie

"Helmut?"
-Kellie, in response to something I said that was incoherent.

In conclusion. DISNEYLAND-DOLEWHIP-CORNDOGS-HELMUT!

Postscript...

Preston:
They should bring back Captain EO
and release it on dvd...
it would make so much money.

Me:
That's such an awesome idea...
And they can have it come with 3D glasses.
It would make a million dollars!

Preston:
Yes it would. Exactly one million dollars.

lol "Koreans are so cool!"

2008-09-21T21:16:00.001-07:00

A customer at work told me that after they found out I was Korean.
The conversation went something like this:

"Omg, where did you get your glasses?"
"From ... my optometrist? I don't remember"
"What brand are they?"
"uhh...pffhh... oh snap, Versace!"
"wow... I really like your glasses"
"You should see my cousins' from Korea. They're huge!
--Their glasses are huge. My cousins are normal size."
"oh wow, you're Korean? You don't look Korean. Koreans are so cool!"
"...Thank you!"

A little awkward near the end, but hell, I'll take the compliment.
Also, Koreans are kinda cool. I think it was Daniel who sent me this youtube video that I immediately favorited. It totally highlights the coolness that is Korean..ness

Awesome. I wonder how a Korean Hockey brawl would go down.

We must figure skate to the death!

Good Night Blogspot.

P.S. HEROES STARTS TOMORROW! woot woot!

Happy Belated Birthday Eddy

2008-09-16T00:24:00.000-07:00

Eddy's birthday was on September 11th, and his party was on the 12th,
but I feel like blogging about it just because.
Also, I haven't blogged in a while (apologies to Bonnie and Kellie).

Some people brought drinks,
I brought candy!!~ because I'm gangster like that.
From left to right: Daniel, Daniel's enormous Adam's apple, Me (enjoying a pixie stick), and Davis with a can of Pepsi and a candy cigarette (I know it looks real, yo).

This picture makes me laugh because Daniel looks SO pissed.
Dear Daniel,
Troy Aikman was and is the greatest football player this world has ever known.
Also, Michael Turner is going to go places because he is not dead.

(T_T) Kellie... Michael Turner is dead. =[[[[

This picture also features Mr. Heter Pwang, Davis in the back, birthday boy Eddy getting hugs in the middle, and John (who was hugging everyone and yelling my name every time he saw me. I met him that night. Funny guy.)
Overall, it was great times with good friends.

Me: (Happy Birthday Eddy!)
Christy: (I've had too much to drink, so I think I'll start drinking the invisible stuff.)
Eddy: (... It's my birthday.)
Davis: (Smiles for everyone!)

So thank you Eddy for throwing a kickass party, and I think I'll close with the birthday card I drew for you at 2-4AM. It's one of my favorite inside jokes. The Tay Zonday torture game... lol. Nothing tops death by a Giant Mama Panda.

Good Night Blogspot and Happy Belated Birthday Eddy.

HEROES Post

2008-09-09T00:36:00.001-07:00

Gasp! Could it be? A new post??? FINALLY??? Yes!
But before I begin, I must first apologize for not posting for so long. Specifically to Bonnie and Kellie! ehem... I am sorry Bonnie and Kellie....

Okay! Now that I've done that, we can move on!

It really has been too long. I am posting super late too so I hope my words make sense after all of this is done. I am pretty delirious right now. Don't believe me? To prove how cracked out I am, I will now take a picture of myself and upload it....

Dear Lord I look awful...

but this is for Bonnie and Kellie....
.... gasp! cough! I must continue and be strong!

So I titled this post the HEROES Post! BECAUSE HEROES IS COMING BACK ON THE 22ND! and that's... SOON!

To go more in depth on the subject of my excitement, I must explain a few things that happened today. And in order to explain a few things that happened today, I must explain what happened last wednesday...

So last Wednesday I showed up to my drawing class extra early because I was ready to go back to school! It was an exciting time. My class was to start at 3:30, and I showed up at 2:45....

3:30 came around, and no teacher showed up... and it was just me, and these two other people...

We later found out that class didn't start until... today. So we all felt really dumb for a second and then we talked briefly about two of my favorite things in the world (HEROES, and the art of Tim Sale). How could I not become friends with these people?? It was meant to be.

So anyway, when we met again today, it was impossible not to be friends with them. Lauren and Matt were their names (pardon me for not giving their names right away). And they lent me their copy of Tim Sale's art book which I currently have on my desk and am thoroughly enjoying. It was really nice and unexpected. Overall a fun first day of class.

Afterwards, I stopped by the Borders in Canoga Park to browse their graphic novel section before going home and I ran into them again. We talked comics some more, and then they took me to eat at this place called the Marmalade cafe. There was a pond with turtles in it and that's all i really needed. Forget food. Give me a turtle pond, and I'm all good.

Back to the title of my post: HEROES Post! Talking to these new people got me excited again for my favorite show. I know the second season was weak, but I got to see the first episode of the third season at The Con, and... all is well.

So now I must go because I work at 7AM tomorrow, but I will end this post with a picture of my favorite Villain 'SYLOW!' and my favorite Hero, HIRO!

What an awesome picture. Good Night Blogspot.

I'm Sorry Blogspot.... =[

2008-08-19T23:54:00.000-07:00

... for being such a terrible blogger! I haven't blogged in weeks...

but there is a reason!

1. I've been super busy with work
2. I've been super busy with volunteer work at the church etc.
3. I've been making lots of doodles and sketches! (hooray!)
4. There's really no good reason, I'm just a sucky blogperson and I'll make it up to you somehow.

funnel cake?

I would love some funnel cake right now... with blueberries... or strawberries... definitely with tons of powdered sugar...

...

...

I'm sorry... I had to drift off for a moment to think about the wonders of funnel cake and the magical properties that they hold.

Moving on...
If you know me, you know that I love anything that Brian K. Vaughan comes out with.
Recently, my favorite thing to read over and over again has been the Ex-Machina volumes. And as a result, I haven't finished the last volume of Y: The Last Man...
I probably should get on that...

So this will be my closing topic because I must go...
for I have much to do tomorrow and I have to rest.

I will leave you with this photoshopped picture of Shia LaBeouf.
Good Night Blogspot! I hope you'll forgive me for abandoning you.

Hans Zimmer Post

2008-08-03T22:05:00.001-07:00

I'm looking at the titles of my blog posts... and they aren't very creative. I think I'm gonna go back and change them.

Okay! I just finished changing some of the titles, and now I can finally move on...

to Hans Zimmer!

Hans Zimmer:

I composed the score for THE DARK KNIGHT!

John Williams:

I... am John Williams!
BOW DOWN TO ME!

Hans Zimmer:

I can do a cool black and white picture too... John Williams!
On top of that, it's a picture of me composing something!
Look at me with my pen and paper!
I think I'll scribble some notes for Madagascar 2!
Suck on THAT!

John Williams:

I... am JOHN WILLIAMS!
Two words: Harry. Potter. . .
is. something. I. composed. the. original. score. for.

Hans Zimmer:

I always forget which movie was bigger...
Harry Potter...
or PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN? haHA!

Danny Elfman:

I did Tim Burton's Batman! High Five!
...
We both did Batman movies Hans!
...yeah!
Hey cool! My picture's black and white too!
Awesome! High five?

Danny Elfman:

I see how it is...

Screw you guys.

John Williams:

I am STILL John Williams!
I composed Star Wars, I wi---

Hans Zimmer:

Not so FAST John Williams!

Hans Zimmer:

Feel the rhythm.
Feel the rhyme.
Get on up.
It's bobsled time.
Cool Runnings.

John Williams:

touché young padawan.
I am bested.

.... wow

what the hell did I just post? Good Night blogspot.

THE COMIC CON POST!!! [Part 3 of 3]

2008-07-31T09:26:00.001-07:00

The final Post in this series of posts is finally here!!!
Prepare the confetti!!! ---But before you do...

I'm afraid I have to start off with a depressing note.
The very (VERY) talented and the very (VERY) loved Michael Turner, is dead.
=[

... And I don't know how to transition into the rest of my post, so I'll just jump right into it.

Remember to look for vandalism/doctoration of the photos.

I got to meet Doug Benson! Don't know who he is?
Just know that he's a funny guy.

So Samuel L. Jackson played a white guy in Iron Man?
That man is a chameleon!

"It was EXACTLY like the graphic novel!"
"OMG I know! It was exactly like the graphic novel!"
"I agree! It was exactly like in the graphic novel!"

"... I thought it was nothing like the graphic novel"

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???" "
"HOW DARE YOU! ARE YOU AN IDIOT???"
"GET OUT OF MY CAR RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE WALKING HOME!"

Sometimes I wish that Michael Bay did a Transformers movie with cardboard Transformers.

Triana Orpheus makes me blush every time.

V for Vendetta on diet and exercise.

So if you haven't read Y: The Last Man, you're totally missing out.
Pia Guerra was so nice! And she drew me an Ampersand in my yearbook! =]

I hate it when this happens... and it happens more than it should.

Took this picture for Jen-O, because it reminded me of her.

I tried to count how many Leia's I saw at the Con, but...

yeah... I lost count after a while.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm at the end of the post!!!

THANK YOU Morgan! For driving, and for the good times.
Overall, the weekend was a success.
It was exhausting, but it was a success.
I'm just glad I got to go with fun people.
Like Tom! whom I never knew before this, but was a very cool guy.

So that's it for the Con posts!
Hope you had fun looking for things in my photos.
Good Night!

THE COMIC CON POST!!! [Part 2 of 3]

2008-07-29T20:05:00.000-07:00

Continuing from Part 1, I've vandalized every picture that I will post today (unless it's a picture of an autograph). So click on the pictures to make them bigger and try to spot the doctored parts of my photos from The CON. Some are easy, others are a little tougher to find. Enjoy! =]

The Freakazoid!/Tiny Toons panel!

Bruce Timm: I'm sorry, what is this I'm signing?
Paul Dini: You want me to sign your yearbook? Are you sure?
Sherri Stoner: Sure I'll sign your yearbook! What a neat idea!

And it did turn out to be a neat idea! It was a lot of fun getting my high school yearbook signed.

Of course, none of these photos are gonna have doodles by me,
but people enjoyed vandalizing my memories.

Geof Darrow asked me to give him the AV Club page to sign because he didn't get to be in his AV Club back when he was in school, but we couldn't find the page. While we were flipping through my yearbook, he saw the Anime Club and yelled: "I want to sign on the Anime Club! That's another good one..."

On the last day of The Con, I got Dave Gibbons to sign my copy of The Watchmen
and then I asked if he could sign my yearbook...

Dave Gibbons: Sure! Where do I-- just anywhere? Just sign it then?
...Oh my Goodness! Is Geof here??
Me: Yeah! He's at his booth! He's a funny guy!
Dave Gibbons: Yes! Yes he is! He really is! I'll have to go see him!

Doug TenNapel: (As he's crossing out the name) I'm stealing his DNA...

Doug TenNapel was one of the highlights of the weekend for sure. On top of getting my yearbook signed by him, I got to read and flip through his new graphic novel that he's not even finished with! I told him about how Earthboy Jacobus was in my top 10 favorite graphic novels, and then I showed him my phone background (it's a picture of Jacobus) and when I did, he pulled out this thick stack of papers which turned out to be an unfinished project he was working on.
I wanted to die. T_T
The thing was stapled together and it was almost 2 inches thick! If he's not finished, and it's already that many pages...
then wow...
Bryan, I wish you were there for that! Next year you better go!

I saw Brian Wood... almost every day that I was in San Diego and he was the most excited about my idea for getting people to sign my yearbook. When I showed him Doug TenNapel's page, his eyes lit up and he really wanted to sign! It was awesome. He scanned the page looking for a good face to draw on, and then he spent another 10 seconds thinking about what to do to the face.

So Kellie told me that I need to bring my yearbook every year to The Con, and I think I'll agree with her. It's a good tradition that I've conjured up. =]

The creators of another favorite series of mine: FABLES!!!
Mark Buckingham was funny because he asked (jokingly of course) if he would get into any legal trouble by signing on people's faces.

Brian Azzarello was awesome. I'm so glad I gave him the Principal's Message page because... just look at it! That's gold right there.
...How many M's are in the word Amount?

So I have a few more yearbook signatures,
but I'll save those for Part 3.
Moving on to the final stretch of Part 2!
Don't forget to look for the vandalism!

The Ghosts at The Con were so busted...
(HA HA HA! I crack myself up...)

gIR!!!

Jabba the Hutt is a lot skinnier in person.

This was one of the best Joker costumes we saw during the 5 days.

And... I guess I'll end today with one last picture and a letter to someone who may or may not read this blog. Good Night blogspot!

Dear David B,

If you're reading this, then you already know...
I'm still not watching The Hulk.

laughing out loud at your face,
ROBOT

THE COMIC CON POST!!! [Part 1 of 3]

2008-07-27T23:58:00.000-07:00

So this'll mainly be a picture post because I don't feel like typing too much today...

...but I feel like doodling! So all the pictures I will post today will have some form of vandalism.
Have fun looking through and finding my little drawings! Click on the photos to make them bigger and I promise you that every picture will have some form of vandalism on them. =]

I saved up that much money for Comic Con?
You've got to be joking... (HA HA HA! Do ya get it??)

Becky Cloonan & Brian Wood = Good Times

Brian Azzarello didn't let me stroke his goatee so I settled on taking a picture with him.

Bill Willingham? Who's Bill Willingham?? THAT is Bill Willingham. And he's the man.

I didn't vandalize this picture, but Mark Buckingham and
Bill Willingham scribbled all over my Fables #8... those bastards.

I didn't vandalize this one either, but Dave Gibbons did. He was very British.

Star Wars Day!

"Blacker than the blackest black... times infinity!"
-Nathan Explosion

I told you to call him DOCTOR Jones...

She may have a huge gash on her head, but she just saved a ton on car insurance.

Brock was nowhere to be seen...

After showing him my Killinger Wallet, he told me I waz ze magic man...

... and indeed, the magic was in me all along. No vandalism from me in this one as well,
but Jackson Publick and Michael Sinterniklaas tagged up my wallet!

bwahahaha!

So I guess I'll end Part 1 of the Comic Con post with
one more Venture Brothers themed picture:

Check my blog again for scans from my Yearbook, more funny costume people, and of course, more vandalism in Part 2 of the Comic-Con Post!

Radiohead?

2008-07-21T08:33:00.000-07:00

Hello BLOG! I haven't seen you for a while... but Hey! How've you been? I've missed ya.

So the Comic Con, is in 2 days! woot woot!

Next month in San Francisco: Radiohead & Beck in concert, and I can't make it! I have some responsibilities that run into the day of the concert. *shrug* Oh well... not a huge loss because I'm actually looking forward to next month. Busy days = happy days.

This is going to be another short post I'm afraid, for I have work in an hour. So to close...

I may not be going to the Radiohead concert next month, but I'll end with posting a really sweet performance by them. Please click it and watch! You won't regret it; I promise. The first 30 seconds is the best. Enjoy the crap in your pants you'll surely have to take care of.

Radiohead - 15 Step

The Dark Knight / Origins of Color

2008-07-18T04:01:00.000-07:00

Today I was cleaning out my room and I found some old drawings I did. So I decided to scan some and fix them up. Just for fun.

Yesterday I posted up an old Batman drawing I did. Funny story behind that one was that I was trying to draw a realistic Batman with a Jim Lee sketch as a reference picture, and I made his head too fat. But instead of erasing him, I decided to just run with it, and I think it turned out okay. It got lots of smiles. And speaking of Batman!

The Dark Knight... was good! That's all I'm gonna say because I don't wanna hype it up too much for anyone who hasn't seen it. If you haven't seen it, make sure you aren't too tired because the movie is 2.5 hours, and don't drink plenty of fluids. I would love to talk more about it, but why post it on a blog, when I can discuss it with you in person? Didn't become my favorite movie of all time as I predicted in the previous post, but it was still good and worth a watch.

One thing I will talk about and hype up, because there's no harm in doing it, is the WATCHMEN trailer! They showed it before The Dark Knight, and I ... --it gave me a nerd boner. I guess I'll end it with that uncomfortably funny sentence. WAIT!

Here's another drawing! You're either gonna hate it, love it, ... or think it's okay.

Before I Watch The Dark Knight...

2008-07-17T07:49:00.000-07:00

duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh!

duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh! BATMAN!

thwhip! POW! Take THAT Joker! HA HA!

.......

What a weird blog post this has turned out to be...

I'll come back with more blog after I watch this soon to be favorite movie of mine. At work today, I rang up the entire population of ASIA. They all bought bookmarks. It was very strange.

anyhooo! Hey... thanks for reading! I'll see you later... 0_0

haha creepy.

The Captain Planet Post!

2008-07-15T22:56:00.000-07:00

Wow... so it's been over a month since my first post. I really suck at blogging. A lot has happened in a month, but I won't go into it because right now I feel like talking about Captain Planet.

Kellie and I were talking about it briefly (after the Borders Adventure to K-Town starring: Myself, Bonnie, My Cousin Jason, Kellie, Kennya, Preston!, and Terin) and it really was the cartoon of our generation. I'm gonna say it, and Kellie'll back me up!

...Okay, she might not back me up on it, but hey! That show was awesome! Captain Planet... was a superhero that was summoned by 5 rings that were given to 5 random "young people" from around the world by Whoopi Goldberg (who did the voice acting for Gaia).

But that's not all! Try to kill him with a giant robotic monster drill made out of diamonds, and he'll laugh at you and tell you it tickles. Throw some "toxic waste" on his chest, and he'll fall to his knees and lose all of his powers... wait, what? So if a monkey threw some stanky poop on him, he would die? game over?...

... yes.

But of course, the Planeteers are always around to clean the poop off him and the sun is always there to recharge him... because in the end, it was a show for kids. And a hero dying is not for kids. Look at Superman! He would never die! .... Superman died? Bad example. Batman! Batman is an idea! He lives forever! They would never kill Batman! ... crap, they've killed Batman too... I guess the point I'm trying to make is that I want to see Captain Planet die. He's become an obscure pop culture reference, but they should find a way to bring him back into popularity, and kill him... with a robot made of poop.

It'd be kinda funny if they dug this show back up and revamped it like they've been doing with the Transformers, and all those cartoons from the 80s. (Voltron the movie! 2010... no joke) When're they gonna revamp the 90s cartoons?! Bucky O'Hare the movie! (I don't expect anyone to remember that one... but if you remember it, you're my best friend... and I love you) ... that last part in the parenthesis was kinda awkward... I meant to say: ...and I love you in an uncomfortably sexual way.
...moving on

It's fun to look back on cartoons we thought were genuinely entertaining, only to find out that years later, they'd turn out to be a joke... One of my most prized possessions was an issue of the Captain Planet comic book. I still have it. It's issue number 5, and I just bought a scanner, so I'm totally gonna scan it and post it.... now!:
Look at him, with his green mullet, and the trail of glittery stars he leaves behind as he flies around that giant golden robot. Michael Bay should totally direct this movie. It would make a million dollars.
one million dollars.

Well, I guess I'll end it with that. No wait, Kevin emailed me this random video (that's perfect for this blog post today) so I'm gonna end with that instead. enjoy.

"Ma-Ti is kicked out of the team"

Entry 0000001

2008-06-11T10:34:00.001-07:00

I made a blog! Let's see how long this lasts. If you ever read my xanga, all I ever wrote in there was nonsense. I would lie about my day, add some pictures of Bill Cosby, and end with wise words about rocket ships. Looking back, it makes me do this face: 0_0?

ehem... so! This is a new blog! That means, new format! **laser sounds**
I'm so excited IT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM!!!!!!!!!! But since you can't hear me over the internet, I'll leave you with this picture: